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Don't know if you're unaware or not, but this is a capybara. They're the largest living rodents and chill as fuck ❤️
It's a carbonara. Read the meme, friend.
It's actually a Caipirinha. I think I remember drinking a freshly juiced one at a bar once.
You're thinking of Chupacabra. Carbonara is a Spanish cryptid.
Pretty sure chupacabra is that horse shaped indian one
You're thinking of Crocotta. Not to be confused with the deep-fried, breaded roll of mashed potato.
Ok om very sure the Crocotta is an Australian spider cryptid
Don't you mean Kumonga? Not to be confused with ...uh... dang, I'm running out of cryptids.
Happens to me near the end of every month. I really need to budget them better.
You're thinking of Crypto. Cryptids are those one-eyed giants from Greek mythology.
You're thinking of Cyclops. Cryptids are small sap-sucking insects.
Those are Aphids. You're thinking of the medical word for chronic indifference.
You're thinking of apathy. Cryptids are Dungeons & Dragons aberrations with psionic powers that hail from the Astral plane.
Those are illithids, the Mind Flayers. You're thinking of Adam's first wife.
That's Lilith. You're thinking of unlawful conduct or contraband.
That's "illegal". You're thinking of handwriting that's not clear enough to be read.
That's illegible. You're thinking of a bachelor that people want to marry.
That's eligible. What you mean is when something is safe to eat.
That's edible. You're looking for the businessman and sometimes inventor who killed an elephant to slander Nikola Tesla.
That's Edison (RIP Topsy). You're thinking of the guy that always followed Sherlock Holmes around.
That's Dr Watson. You're thinking of the combat-style boots popular in punk culture
Those are Doc Martens. You're thinking of the common name for polecats.
That's a marmot and keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either...
You're thinking of a place where wares are hawked and exchanged for currency or other wares by merchants.
That's a market. You're thinking of the common name of Dolichotinae, which also happen to be rodents of unusual size ... albeit not (semi)-aquatic.
That's a (Kate or Rooney) Mara. You're thinking of a long running distance.
That's a Marathon. You're thinking of the substitute for butter.
That's margarine. You're thinking of the mouthwash.
That's Listerine. You're thinking of a public building full of books.
That's a library. You're thinking of the singer who told Johnny to b good.
That's Chuck Berry. You're thinking of the pickled fruit of the Flinders rose.
Those are capers. You're thinking of the clothing Cory Doctorow wears on his back as he blogs from a high attitude balloon according to xkcd
That's a cape. You're thinking of the tenth astrological sign in the zodiac.
That's Capricorn. You're talking about the Nu metal band behind such 90s classics as Freak On A Leash and A.D.I.D.A.S.
That's KoЯn. You're thinking of aquatic birds also known as shags.
That's a cormorant. You're thinking of the Italian word for love.
That's amore. You're thinking of the spicy sauce for pasta made from garlic, tomatoes, and dried red chili peppers cooked in olive oil.
That's arrabbiati. You're thinking of Jewish religious authority figures.
That's a rabbi. You're thinking of the wild relatives of bunnies.
That's a rabbit. You're thinking of the viral disease historically called hydrophobia.
That's rabies. You're thinking of the genus of fir trees.
That's Abies. You're thinking of an evil spirit or demon in Slavic mythology.
That's a bies. You're thinking of the small yellow-and-black insects that make honey.
That's bees. You're thinking about multiple instances of the 5th letter in the English alphabet.
Those are E's ... you're thinking of the word for when you politely ask for something.
That's please. You're thinking of the historical name of Iran.
That's Persia. You're thinking of what Italians call noodles.
Love this aminal.
Best aminal
Absolutely
They always pull up