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[–] [email protected] 10 points 48 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 37 minutes ago

TFW you accidentally say something smart and you don't even know it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 32 minutes ago

Especially looking forward to all those Biden ethics violations they spent months trying to find and millions of dollars

It will probably be a short read compared to the comey report though

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 24 minutes ago

Wait, we agree on something? What's the temperature in hell right now?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

fuckin do it. don't threaten me with a good time.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (7 children)

Am..Am I agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Is..Is Marjorie Taylor Greene making smart, intelligent, good points?

We really are in bizarro world.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

When Democrat politicians fuck up, other Democrats will absolutely call for, and get, resignations. Even things that boil down to consenting adults in privacy can result in resignations when it's seen to compromise a politician.

When Republicans fuck up, the party circles the wagons and goes full defensive. They will absolutely fight to resist any calls to resign, using any tactic they can think of to keep their latest pedo/pervert/con man/criminal in power. Only if the evidence is incontrovertible, and the outcry impossible to ignore, will they ever consider resignation, and as we've seen with Gaetz, that's not even necessarily the end of their career.

MTG is exactly the kind of brainlet to think that Democrats work the same way Republicans do. She thinks "Release all the Ethics reports" will make Democrats back down, or at least intimidate them. A party agreeing to release ethics reports relating to their own people is utterly unthinkable to her.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 hour ago

Well, thank you for coming in and ruining the moment with your facts and reason and obvious statements and common sense

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

She also thinks it will matter. When a lot of voters have shown they have no problem voting for morally bankrupt people as long as they have the right letter next to their name.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 35 minutes ago* (last edited 35 minutes ago)

Point, point.. it's just a single point so it was probably just an accident

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

A broken clock is still right 2 times a day.

You're giving her too much credit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Eh she's more like a 24 hr clock. Or maybe one of those little "comic-a-day" calendars that you can out on your desk that always seem to be on the wrong day until you remember to update it...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Don't worry, you agree with her words but not her intent. She doesn't actually want to do it, she just wants to use the threat of it to keep Gaetz's report secret.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks that the Democratic party is far more morally corrupt than the Republican party. So therefore she believes that this is a nuclear option she does not realize that this is what everyone literally wants, well everyone except for the people in her own party.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 32 minutes ago* (last edited 31 minutes ago)

Right. Not only does she completely misunderstand her enemy, but that misunderstanding has resulted in her explicitly saying, in public, that a whole lot of shady shit has been happening inside the GOP. We all knew that, but saying it out loud is something different.

There are weaknesses in fascism that we should look to exploit. One is that they pick people for loyalty first and competence a distant second. Another is their complete inability to have a good mental model of their enemy's actual strengths and weaknesses.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

MTG seems to be in the minority of elected Republican representatives in that she actually seems to believe the things she says

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Don't worry, she's not, at least not on purpose. Even a blind pig can find an acorn once in a while.
Pretty sure she's being sarcastic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

Blind pigs are far more capable than this creature.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

She's not, i don't think she wants this to happen and i think she knows that people won't agree to this kind of thing.

But what she's saying is right. The people deserve to know what our representatives are up to.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

She's right and all...

But will it actually matter? The public voted for a pedo rapist felon. Surely if the triple threat is your pick for president, to be considered "incompatible" you would have had to do something truly horrific.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'm thoroughly convinced this country would have elected Jeffery Dahmer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

If he had an "R" next to his name, no doubt.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Ok.

Do it.

The overwhelming problem is that the Dems tend to hold their members accountable while the republicans absolutely DGAF and happily keep literal criminals in their ranks.

She’s basically acknowledging there’s plenty of dirt, but the only offenses they’ll care about is their opponents’.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 hours ago

Ummm, Ok!!! Don't threaten me with a good time

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago

yes absolutely! do that!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Its actually clever. When the repubs block the release of the reports she will claim the dems balked at releasing the reports because they are the dirty ones.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

How many of these ethics reports even really exist? Gaetz existed I thought because he was under investigation for his crimes and they said if he dropped out it would be sealed.

Do they actually have reports for everyone? If so that's great, but I can't imagine they were actually investigating every person in the same manner.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Even a broken clock is right twice a day...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder how long we'll have to wait for the second time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Random word generator about 15 years ago, been my handle ever since.

[–] [email protected] 126 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah, nothing wrong with that

You know what's wrong though?

Her brushing over the fact that Gaetz is a pedo rapist. You'll never hear her admit to this because the republican party never admits that they are the source of all the shit they accuse everyone of.

Fuck this waste of oxygen.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I hear this often on Democrat centric pages but I never even saw his name on conservative sites until his nomination. What is he confirmably guilty of? I'd like to know.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

He hasn't been found guilty of anything, yet, but that's largely (imo) because the Merrick Garland DOJ has refused to prosecute and blocked attempts to independently figure out what the hell he's doing.

I think it's highly likely he's guilty of sex trafficking minors and both the DOJ and the ethics committee know this.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 hours ago

17 in georgia? Almost an old maid....

I kid, i kid.

So did Matt...

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

"For my Republican colleagues in the House and Senate, If we are going to release ethics reports and rip apart our own that Trump has appointed, then put it ALL out there for the American people to see. Yes.. all the ethics reports and claims including the one I filed, all your sexual harassment and assault claims that were secretly settled paying off victims with tax payer money, the entire Jeffrey Epstein files, tapes, recordings, witness interviews. But not just those, there's more, Epstein wasn't/isn't the only asset. If we're going to dance, let's all dance in the sunlight. I'll make sure we do," the lawmaker said in a post on X.

Interesting, she's going the Madison Crawthorn route. Remember what happened to him? They dished up all the dirt they could find on him and hung him out to dry. This sounds noble of her, but she's using this as a threat to try to force them not to go after Gaetz, her pedophile buddy.

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[–] [email protected] 640 points 17 hours ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 112 points 14 hours ago (9 children)

I don't care if they are Republican or Democrat. If they are criminals, they should go to jail. Release the Epstein files and send Bill and Trump to jail.

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[–] [email protected] 177 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Just make them all public all the time! That'll show those fucking libs.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I don't think this is as stupid as it sounds. With some exceptions Democratic voters tend to punish their representatives for corruption, but republican voters never do

[–] [email protected] 41 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

So you're saying she's betting that while republicans will have significantly more corruption, democrats will be the only ones punished because their voter base is the only one that actually cares? Honestly, you could very well be right about the result of a hypothetical universal ethic report release, though I'd be surprised if MTG was smart enough to think 2 steps ahead like that.

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