Ok. I'm itchy now. Thanks.
Lemmy Shitpost
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
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2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
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3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
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4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
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Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
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Instructions unclear, grass under ice and snow and now I have frost bite.
No you can't make me!
It's -20, I'll have to dig out some grass.
I miss proper winter
Nah mate
Outside? But that's where the gay bashing and the vigilante mobs are!
It's fucking 500 AQI outside. I am gonna die if I go outside ( ; ω ; )
How do you get past the great firewall to post here?
Wrong Country. I know you are thinking Beijing. But it's Northern India.
Sorry I’m allergic
Me: goes outside to touch grass, but it's raining.
Can’t, I’m allergic, or at least I would assume I am I’ve never actually been outside to check but I can’t take that risk.
imma touch ass instead
user@lemmy:~$ touch grass
user@lemmy:~$ ls
grass
user@lemmy:~$
OK. Now what?
Go to outside without terminal
Does SSH counts?
No, they patched that.
I played the game "Outside", while the graphics are nice, the UI is very unintuitive. I have no interest in the interactive elements that are supposed to immerse you in the games world like exploding fuel in an vehicle to go fast, purchasing items in the many mega shops, or drinking ~~poison~~ alcohol to forget about the previous game day.
The constant work grind to level up my wallet is also a huge drain on my energy meter, and leaves me with very little time to complete any side quests. And most other players have no interest in doing side quests with you since they have their own objectives to complete. Most players have no interest in completing the Main Objective of this game, most don't even want to think about what the main objective could be. So, in general, I'll stick to my games that actually bring me joy and peace.
Grass is frozen, got frost bite.
Last time I went outside a LOOOOT of people died....I think I'll stay here for now.
Friendly reminder: bugs live in grass and some of them carry diseases and/or hold political opinions you strongly disagree with
Fuck grass, dig up your lawn, plant native plants.
You cannot fuck up with this folks. Just buy potted native plants and shove them in somewhere that matches light conditions and maybe wetness. They just grow without any other input.
I live in grassland. The lawn is just the wrong kind of grass.
Jokes on you.
I sit outside and doomscroll.
I can confirm that touching graas multiple times a day does not fix the urge to shit post. It does make it more relaxing though.
Okay, but what if I don't want Lemmy users to be healthy?
(Kidding! I love you all!)
It's snowing 😭
Then play in the snow! You can build a thing
Lucky you
then fucking SHOVEL IT!!
There's only snow outside now where live in Norway. I cannot touch grass, but I can shovel my drive way. Does that count?
Touch snow instead
I’m doing my part
From blog about derailleurs
All grass users should touch Lemmy just to see what happens
We're having all our grass ripped out and are having it replaced with autoscrolling phones.
I keep a bit of grass in a tray at my desk, specifically for this reason!
Patrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish f̶o̶r̶ a̶ n̶u̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶ w̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ the wasteland could grow grass