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So a foreign manga reader that likes to work their wood whilst drawing furry pics from said manga, and travels to cons to display subsequent art - is the most irresistible person to women?
(Should probably think about doing some public garden porn photography tbh)
That does make sense.
What do you mean Linux is not in the list?
"I'm really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance"
Imagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the "Netflix" part of netflix and chill
Then when you meet her you can't the service up. "I swear I've never had this happen before"
"I have 99,99% uptime I swear!"
When you propose it comes with an SLA
It's there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
Woodworking 94%. Right.
Try ordering a new lathe after you’re married.
That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.
Reading this as I'm waking up and really questioning if I'm actually awake or not
It kind of reads like the thought process of someone who just woke up, too.
If you are into that kind of thing
Blacksmithing is 88% Was this list made by a metal shop kid?
"Oh babe, I love your soda lime mix. You're not like those other brittle iron bitches out there"
Does audiobooks count as reading or do I have to have that perfect picture of hipster with beard reading in a cozy cafe?