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[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (32 children)

Getting high and playing video games?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago

So a foreign manga reader that likes to work their wood whilst drawing furry pics from said manga, and travels to cons to display subsequent art - is the most irresistible person to women?
(Should probably think about doing some public garden porn photography tbh)

That does make sense.

[–] [email protected] 178 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

What do you mean Linux is not in the list?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

"I'm really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Imagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the "Netflix" part of netflix and chill

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Then when you meet her you can't the service up. "I swear I've never had this happen before"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago

"I have 99,99% uptime I swear!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

When you propose it comes with an SLA

[–] [email protected] 74 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It's there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 158 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Woodworking 94%. Right.

Try ordering a new lathe after you’re married.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Reading this as I'm waking up and really questioning if I'm actually awake or not

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It kind of reads like the thought process of someone who just woke up, too.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 hours ago

If you are into that kind of thing

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The number cero hobbie: don't be ugly

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 11 hours ago (22 children)

Blacksmithing is 88% Was this list made by a metal shop kid?

"Oh babe, I love your soda lime mix. You're not like those other brittle iron bitches out there"

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Does audiobooks count as reading or do I have to have that perfect picture of hipster with beard reading in a cozy cafe?

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