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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dammit, The Onion got me again. These headlines lately are too believable.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Not because they became more plausible. It's because reality became dumber.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

“Insiders have been peddling the lies that these apple cinnamon soaps aren’t dangerous, but I know firsthand how bad they actually taste."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah fuck almost bit this onion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Did it smell good? Might need to ban onions too.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the onion has been on fire recently.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

The length of time I've seen people commenting this, makes me think they mean 'recently' on a geological scale.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago

I believed it at first

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

This seems less crazy than the things he'll actually say

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Watch out, he's coming for scented markers next

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

The onion should really start hiring like crazy. They're about to start getting so much material that their staff will be totally overwhelmed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Satire is dead.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

But if you only eat poison, the brain worms will starve

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well it would be bad if we began eating soap. Right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Better than bleach... Right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I’m no scientist, but I think so.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I love eating Irish spring. tastes like Guinness.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

heh. keep your personal dietary habits to yourself trench head

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You can't eat the marbles.