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RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well it would be bad if we began eating soap. Right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Better than bleach... Right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I’m no scientist, but I think so.