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[–] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I don't understand this. Small brained users rise up

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

On the left you have Elvis Presley, while on the right there's the so-called Elvis operator

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

been programming since 2008. the fuck is an elvis operator?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Been programming since the 80s, ditto.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

gotacha. i've only ever heard them called ternaries. maybe i'm old. maybe i'm too young. definitely one of the two

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

It specifically refers to this shorthand ?: that works like this:

$value = $thing_that_could_be_truthy ?: 'fallback value';

# same as

$value = $thing_that_could_be_truthy ? $thing_that_could_be_truthy : 'fallback value';

The condition is also the value if it is truthy

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I never heard it called the Elvis operator! Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's because if you turn it 90° to the right, it looks like Elvis' hair with two eyes underneath!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I saw it the other way, with the question mark as the curl of his lip.

Elvis lip

[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago

Mfw I'm checking for null

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

It was called Elvis back when it was a smiley

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

php too

..but we don't talk about php

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

php doesn't exist, php can't hurt you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago
You have absolutely nothing
<?php
   well hello there again
?>
to worry about. If PHP existed
we would have sophisticated
<?php
  I trust that life has
  been treating you well? 
?>
methods of detecting it, and
it would pose literally no
<?php
  Don't open the door. It's me.
?>
threat to anyone.
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Oh unfortunately these imaginary pains are those which hurt every day

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Nobody's assuming Groovy these days then 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I've been working in Jenkins pipeline for a while now.

Why the fuck is Groovy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Well Grails didn't stick around for long, but Gradle was only available with Groovy for many years before they added Kotlin support.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

(run { [email protected]?.apply { this.value === true } } == true) ?: if (([email protected] as? Boolean) != true) false else true

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago