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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Kotlin user spotted

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

php too

..but we don't talk about php

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

php doesn't exist, php can't hurt you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

You have absolutely nothing
<?php
   well hello there again
?>
to worry about. If PHP existed
we would have sophisticated
<?php
  I trust that life has
  been treating you well? 
?>
methods of detecting it, and
it would pose literally no
<?php
  Don't open the door. It's me.
?>
threat to anyone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Oh unfortunately these imaginary pains are those which hurt every day

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nobody's assuming Groovy these days then 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I've been working in Jenkins pipeline for a while now.

Why the fuck is Groovy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Well Grails didn't stick around for long, but Gradle was only available with Groovy for many years before they added Kotlin support.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

(run { [email protected]?.apply { this.value === true } } == true) ?: if (([email protected] as? Boolean) != true) false else true