The Onion

And the thing is, you know the game is going to be something really mid you play on your phone on the toilet that looks like an AAA strategy game but is flatteringly easy with the right in-app purchases and annoying otherwise. Still, with all those glowing hexagons and stuff, it looks more complex than a slot machine, so it’s lost Donnie.

Now I want someone to deepfake their faces onto the "girl explaining to guy" meme.