This reads like what a rooster might hear about their outtie during their Wellness visit while employed at Lumen.
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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You haven the chicken, the rooster, and the hen. The chicken goes with the rooster. So who’s having sex with the hen?
I have chickens, this is generally true. However, if you have too many roosters they will gangbang the hens to death and fight each other.
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Did you know? In some lemming populations, multiple males will gangbang females in a cooperative orgy. The sheer number of males often results in the female surrounded by a mass of males. In high-density conditions, males might even mate with each other in a confusing, mixed-up “mating frenzy” where everyone seems to be trying to copulate with the same female or even each other.
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Plot twist: it was written by a hen with a crush
I have some backyard chickens. One day a chick appeared on my porch and decided to follow my hens around and never left. Turns out roosters will find hens even in the middle of a small city.
That's very cute! Did you ever find out were it came from?
Who the fuck googles "what do roosters do" lmfao
Curious city kids? 🤷
Whoever wrote that was spot on though. Source: not a rooster but I have been called a cock before.
Cocks are gorgeous to look at in many cases and have a lot of personality