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[–] [email protected] 93 points 10 months ago (5 children)

The best thing about wet socks is that I'll die some day and never remember the feeling of wearing wet socks again.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Just reading "wet socks" makes me cringe.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Stepping on wet carpet in thick socks.

Inb4: deleted for hate crime. Sorry not sorry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Only thing worse is wet sleeve tip.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Walking two steps outside in socks and accidentally stepping on a slug... It was like 37 years ago... I'm still traumatized.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You want a slug-related traumatizing story ? I had a cat with very long hairs, there was a cat door to the garden outside but usually he slept inside. One morning i wake up and feel the cat close to me in the bed, something very common. I start to pet him on the dark being half awake only. After some time i feel something wet in his belly fur, but as I'm half sleepy I don't react and keep petting him. Only after what was probably a long time, I realized that something is wrong, turn on the light and see a slug curled/trapped inside his fur, I was touching it with my hand for several minutes!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I gagged. TIHI.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

When you accidentally dip your shirt tail in the toilet during one of those dumps you swear you were giving birth to a watermelon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You may consider foregoing children. Much like Thanos, wet socks are inevitable.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I have MS, and one of my minor symptoms is I sometimes get a feeling on the bottom of my foot being wet (temp change basically), giving me a wet sock feel. Fuck that symptom.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Jesus this sounds horrible. May some future changes in medication help you with that symptom.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I'm right there with you. I spent 10 years working in the boreal and in peatlands. I have an indescribable hatred for wet feet. Nothing like getting a booter, and having to deal with that all day.

Sometimes you forget your spare socks, or a plastic bag which is more important

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

But if you die due to a puddle induced mishap then you will go to wetsockhalla where every day is spent in the battle against wet socks.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 10 months ago

Yeah but I don't remove my shoes first, that's just weird.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Yea but switching from bathtub mode to shower mode changes the temperature by 30 degrees in a random direction

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Clearly we've stayed at the same cheap hotels.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

All of them are like that in my experience

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My hope for you is that someday you find that one, special hotel that changes everything.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Oh I mean it happens at home too lol it's never been super consistent between faucet and shower head. And I've lived a lot of places.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Surprise mechanics

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

First one, then the other

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yea. But for god's sake take off the socks before going in man.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Wife says the same. Apparently socks are an automatic desiccation switch for her.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No because the shower head uses less water so I switch to it immediately.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

But it takes 2 more minutes to heat up. You end up wasting more water waiting for it to become hot enough

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like you have a bad water heater or pressure problem

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Yeah, why would it take 2 minutes for the pipes to clear between the hot water heater and the shower. Does he live in a 250x1 yard/meter house? Hot water heater on one side and shower on the other?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I would argue it heats faster because it runs slower through the coils