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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

I'm not sure why someone getting sick would disqualify them from the role.

It's his batshit crazy conspiracy theories about vaccines, among other things, that disqualify him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

«What's the worst that could happen?» 😂

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

A healthy, educated population is incompatible with, and toxic to, conservative ideologies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

or any capitalist ideologies, for that matter

edit: now that I think about it, any authoritarian ideologies, even

[–] [email protected] 22 points 12 hours ago

Just wait until Alex Jones gets appointed head of the FCC.

I suppose I shouldn't give them any ideas...

[–] [email protected] 76 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

This sub will see more activity for a while.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Might as well rename it US News

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

It’s Trump season again! USA is the cornucopia of absurd news for a few years, so buckle up and enjoy the ride.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago

We've got another four years of prime material. Like a milkshake this sub will be. It'll drink it all up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

That thar is what makes em an exapert

[–] [email protected] 22 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago

Ahh, I see you've met our candidate for Surgeon General.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

I could imagine a Flashgitz animation about this...