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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Well that God guy did have an awesome seven day hyperfocus creation project going a while back and has done very little since.

So that checks out

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

he did more like 6000 years ago, 2000 years ago and 1400 years ago too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

God? Oh you mean the Tyrant. Yeah fuck that guy, he didn't create shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

On the 7th day he was arrested (he knows what he did)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 34 minutes ago

Of course, he's omniscient

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The kind of vengeful gods I worship are down with my ASD homies and are flattered by the comparison.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Actually, it's an equation, an equivalence, or an equivocation.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

I thought they were saying god was on the beetle spectrum. like, god is a beetle.

now that I reconsider it I think that might be because I'm autistic.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

At this point it feels like 80% of the population in social networks is in the spectrum. Being neurodivergent has become neurotypical.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It definitely feels like "neurotypical," at the very least, isn't the extreme majority it's made out to be

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

We say from our echo chambers while marvelling at how inefficient and poorly run the world around us is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

as seen in terry pratchett's last continent (i think that's the one with the god of evolution)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He seems like a cool guy. Everyone should follow him

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He might kill you and your family from time to fime to test your faith for no reason. But other than that he's a good guy. Trust me.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think they meant the wraith guy that posted it, not "god". But for someone named wraith, to encourage following another person named wraith seems suspicious.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You might be right. I misread it as sarcasm.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

“Both? Both. both is good.”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

So it's wrong for me to test God but when he tests me I'm just supposed to be cool with it? Fuck that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Ofcourse you have to. After all he made you in his own image and you are a good person, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm a lazy person, which kind of explains a lot now that I think about it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

According to Ponder Stibbons, he is obsessed with them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

To say nothing of cockroaches...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

“Preacher” probably has the best modern interpretation of god, and He would definitely send you straight to hell for calling him autistic. Unless you also share his love of beetles, in which case he will make fun of you for liking beetles and then punt you down.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Probably George, maybe Ringo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It took me a second. I don't really care for "spectrum" being universally used to represent specifically the autism spectrum. Obviously there are other spectrums, most everything can probably be defined by a spectrum.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Light has a spectrum and God is frequently associated with light, so you may be onto something.... Shall we found a new religion?