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Travelers Can Now Buy a Can of '100 Percent Authentic Air' From Italy's Lake Como
(www.smithsonianmag.com)
Sci-fi comedy predicting the future again.
this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
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In other news, travelers have began bottling air themselves, causing bottled air futures contracts to plummet in overnight trading and reach lows not seen since 2009
Great, now President Scroob is going to come and suck it all up
Someone's buying a jar of farts.
Only those who visit Lake Como can want to buy our souvenir; memories are not bought but lived.
Amazing.
It's canned in a factory that reeks of old cement and lubrication.
Yeah and you can buy a rattlesnake plushy in a can at the western store downtown.