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[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

"Oh shit food? Attack! What he's biting me? Better bite harder. AAHHH HE'S BITING HARDER"

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago

The rodent is like “well, not what I had in mind but all right.”

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can't believe after millions of years of evolution snakes still eat themselves.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, if the snake manages to reproduce, then eats itself, the genes for eating yourself after reproduction get passed on.

TLDR: you actions have a must smaller effect on evolution after you have reproduced successfully.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Thanks for the tldr, your first sentance was rather cumbersome.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can someone knowledgeable please explain to me why snakes don't realize they're biting themselves when this happens?

Also, related question: why do dogs sometimes bite their own tails and hind feet as though they're foreign entities?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I'm not knowledgeable about this, but here's my uneducated guess:

They might just think it's the prey biting back. Snakes generally have poor eyesight (of course, there are differences between species). And they're so focused on the jump to catch their prey and subdue them as quickly as possible that they just bite down and kinda hope for the best for a bit before they realize.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm so confused why it's marked as NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

People feel sorry for mice and such videos are considered shocking content

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

But that's not a mouse.

Edit: thats guinea pig, maybe 3 months, possibly younger. It's not a mouse, it's a bebby

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Oh… well fuck that then. Unlabel it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Wait so did it just fucking kill itself then

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Nah, these noodles mainly use strangulation to kill their prey, they just strike it first to get it in close- it just needs to detach itself from itself and it will be okay

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I read that snakes are not very sensitive to their venom. It will probably just be a painful nuisance for her.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The way it's twisting I'd assume it's a constrictor so probably not venomous. I'm no snakologist though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's head tells me it's not venomous. Venomous snakes look angry

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

oh hai, It's me, the most venomous snake in the world

https://otlibrary.com/wp-content/gallery/bel/turtleheaded-sea-snake.jpg

Edit: I have accidentally spread a non truth. That snake isn't ultra deadly, (although it is still venomous), but this one is.

https://cdn.britannica.com/99/160299-050-0969F3DA.jpg

Look at it. It looks mildly uncomfortable in this social situation.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I would absolutely not assume this creature meant me any harm

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The first one, I would be wary because of the colors. I'd rather run from a corn snake than be bitten by a copperhead. When I see color like that, I'm taking a step back regardless, before I even have time to look at it's face/head

The second one... also gonna be wary of any swimming snake. Could be mostly harmless, or it could be a cotton mouth; but I'm not gonna check it out closely enough, before backing up. It still kinda has that "angry brow" too, if I did happen to get close enough

But I see your point either way. You can't rely on just one factor for identification. The snake in OP's video isn't an "actual" threat to me, so it's easier to observe.

I guess what I'm kinda saying, is that it helps to know a quick distinction between venomous/non-venomous. It might not be perfect for identification, but it helps the knee-jerk fear of thinking "the only good snake is a dead snake". It at least helped me reduce my own fear, when I moved to a place where venomous snakes are much more probable.

It doesn't keep me from reacting, but it definitely helps me from over-reacting

Edit: Looking at pics of the spine-bellied sea snake (Hardwicke's sea snake), that thing definitely seems deceiving! It really doesn't fit my usual assumptions. I still wouldn't mess with any swimming snake, unless I absolutely knew what it was... but still, that is different from what I've seen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever seen the hognose??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They still have a bit of an "angry brow" and they are technically venomous... but I'll be damned if they ain't cute. One of the few snakes that make me feel compelled to snuggle them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah, it just make me go "aww what a sweetie, just who wouldn't want you to bite 'em dead, awww"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Isn’t the reason they do the bluffing by flaring the hood like cobra and the entire roll up throw tongue out pretend to die if you call out the bluff is because they are not venomous

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

They're mildly venomous, but not enough to harm humans. And they really go out of their way to not bite when threatened.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Snek: "this guy's good! He is handling my best attacks"!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

This is literally what twitch.tv did to their TOS the past few days

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Poor cavy is too little to understand that it is in mortal peril. I bet it still thinks the snake is a friend.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 10 months ago

Ahhahahahah That sweet, summer child.