Fester

I will find text versions of everything I need to learn about and create my own video, and then watch it.

The rapture is when we all get vacuumed back up into Eve’s vagina, so it works.

“We see you had it toggled on for 16 seconds when you first opened the app, so that still counts. Also we can legally kill you if we want.”

The last thing you want in a car accident is one whole baby flying into the front seat area.

Dave Ramsey is typical right-wing evangelical cult leader, but instead of dipping directly into religion, he is a conservative financial coach. He’s the human manifestation of “stop eating avocado toast” and “get a third job.” He has fired employees for being gay, being pregnant, being non-Christian, and for having premarital sex. He forced his employees to remain in office during the pandemic.

So it should be no surprise that his advice involves becoming a selfish, heartless jackass. He wants his working class followers to be good boot lickers who are self-sufficient and satisfied with their economic ceiling, and not believe in the potential for progress that would benefit society but may be detrimental to grifters like himself. That means his followers need every one of their hard-earned pennies to pay their bills and grow their nest egg, rather than waste any bits on generosity or compassion.

TLDR: If you’re poor and you support mom, you might become too poor to perceive success from Ramsey’s advice. That’s what it comes down to. Fuck him.

Are we to believe that this is the reason Miller, Vance, and Loomer all wear skin masks? Seems convenient.

This increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%.

I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.

That’s why he spoke through a burning bush

Gowndralnf

Jim got Walmarted

It’s not a look of disgust. It’s the face of desire, of yearning.

The new trucks also feature something common in most cars for more than six decades: air conditioning. And that’s key for drivers in the Deep South, the desert Southwest and other areas with scorching summers. 

“I promise you, it felt like heaven blowing in my face,” Stonum said of her first experience working in an air-conditioned truck.

Good.