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[–] [email protected] 115 points 1 week ago (2 children)

and sometimes they help me speak to trees.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago

LOL

You can always talk to trees though. You need the fungi to hear what the trees are saying.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Made me laugh

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When you are touching a mushroom, you are touching the fungi penis

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And then when you pick it you are cutting off the fungi penis

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

The mycelium in the forest moans

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

In the future scientists will have versions of doom that run on trees and have mycological network multiplayer options.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

More like an ad-hoc endocrine system then any kind of speech. Honestly don't really like how that mechanism is portrayed as speech. Certainly it helped the person who figured it out sell a lot of books, but it's quite the misnomer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i wish they'd at least compare it to a computer network instead, there's no intelligence, just information being passed along.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

After all, it's only intelligence when I do it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Plugging a book i liked...The Hidden Life of Trees by Peter Wohlleben.

Made me look at trees and forests a whole new way.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine the first time a tree gets to talk to the other trees. Like, it talks to itself for a decade or two before someone touches it and now it can hear dozens of voices.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

kind of like your genital situation

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

honestly it's less magic and more cosmic horror, fungi are literally the source of most of the organic decay we're used to (especially rotting trees), and the fact that they effectively are the ground in many places is not in any way magical because aaaaaaa

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I've got bad news for you about magic.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In any case, I’m willing to put it in my mouth.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Only the edible one please.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

No matter how many times & how much times I think of this Im in aww.

Such neat & smart package delivery system with it's own power and agenda.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Joel : shoot em in the head Ellie : got it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

God damn symbiotes!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I wonder how fungi are perceiving and responding to climate change. I bet they're aware, maybe have been for a long time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

This sounds like someone quoting the movie Phenomenon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Fantastic Fungi, great documentary!