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[–] [email protected] 125 points 11 months ago (2 children)

To be clear, you don't need any of those things to enjoy either movie.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 11 months ago (12 children)

I actually enjoyed Barbie more. Both good movies though.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Omg omg you were awesome! Ilysm!!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Of course I am, when was I ever not the best part of every movie I'm in?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (7 children)

I didn't. Barbie was a nice time watching a movie that didn't even seem to take itself seriously so it allows surreal and fun moments.

But Oppenheimer was just a masterpiece

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pssh. Everyone knows that the lead actress whats-her-name takes herself super seriously and would never, ever, say or do anything just because it's funny.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Is that academy award winning actress Margot Robbie, star of the silver screen sensation Barbie?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Nominated. Would have been winning* if they let me name the movie "It's Hardin' Time" instead of "I, Tonya" then have Jared Leto rip me off.

True genius is never appreciated until it is too late.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

To each their own!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

I feel like me and my gf are the only people that had zero interest in Oppenheimer . Just didn't appeal to me at all , barbie was great though !

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 11 months ago

This shit is so damn stale, starving pigeons won't eat it.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yup. Probably didn't even watch Barbie. Or Oppenheimer for that matter.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

I'm hoping that he's just making a joke about social ineptitude rather than making sexist claims.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago

You can also watch either movie if you're stupid and alone. I should know because I did it.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's actually much harder to watch Oppenheimer, because you have to see him say his famous catchphrase in a scene that could show John Green how to make sex more awkward

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

He says, as Tatlock remounts him with the book in hand. "It's ancient sumerian, and translates to... It's Oppen-time-r"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And it diminished the value of that phrase.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah. It's an absolute fucking insult to the man. He didn't actually feel any of the gravity of the situation when he remarked "now I am become death, destroyer of worlds," he wasn't making a reference to a religious text, he just remembered that cool time he had sex and his lover dismounted, walked over to the bookcase, pulled a random book off the shelf, and asked "what does this means?" before getting back on

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago

Easy, just be the girl yourself

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Where is the shitposting here? This is just straight up incel cringe.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Where is the incelness in this?

Seems like a self roast about not getting girls

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why the fuck is there a debate? Why do we care? Just watch the movies you like and don't fucking gate keep maybe?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Why do you need a girl to go with for Barbie? If you want to watch it, just fucking watch it. Who cares what people think.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'm gonna beach off every guy in here that hasn't seen Barbie.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Tfw you're the woman who fit both criteria

No no that's not me, i'm a guy who's dumb as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

My gf and me watched both Oppenheimer and Barbie a few weeks before we got together. I loved both movies equally and my gf definitely preferred Oppenheimer.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (14 children)

I would watch Barbie 500x before I watch Oppenheimer again. That movie was made for people with 10 second attention spans and that cinematographer should be arrested. Im surprised people didnt get epilepsy watching Oppenheimer.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Skill issue. Just reading the Wikipedia article on the Manhattan Project would have given you most of the knowledge you need. I watched Oppenheimer and Barbie and liked both for different reasons.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)

You can watch The Barbie Movie alone as a single man but you'll be the only single man in a room filled with couples and girl groups. I know because I was that guy.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Quick, somebody make a meme of "the virgin Oppenheimer vs the Margot Barbie", I need all the help I can get for my Oscar campaign!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Instructions unclear, took a girl to see Oppenheimer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Am I the only one who didn't care to watch either of them?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You're not like other girls, are you?

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