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Given his rapidly accelerating cognitive decline, I wouldn't let him anywhere near a deep fryer. He's liable to accidentally burn that restaurant down if he has another 'dancing episode' or something similar.

He'll take one basket out of a fryer and say he worked as a fry cook for the rest of the campaign. Make him do it for a single hour at a peak time without any help and see what happens. Bet he or someone there will end up in the hospital and no one will get any fries.

He won't do a second debate release his medical records, or go on 60 Minutes, but he'll stand in front of a fry cooker for a 20 minute photo op because he thinks Kamala Harris lied about... *checks notes* working at McDonalds? And what exactly does this prove? Is anybody really going to be fooled into believing that the dude born into wealth and living in a gilded tower will suddenly manifest some empathy for the common man's plight by working one shift at a Mickey D's?

As a general rule, I'm against harassing food service employees. But if someone were to throw a shake at him, I think we could let it slide this one time

They hiring convicted felons now?

I hope the moron listens to his inner voices and reaches into the fryer to grab the fries.

Try to count the number of articles this psychopath gets compared to Harris.

It’ll probably be more like standing next to the fryer with a teenager nearby to make sure he doesn’t fuck everything up.

Hehe McDonald Trump

Googling this, it seems like he's trying to EMPHASIZE Harris working there when she was younger. If he actually does this, it will backfire spectacularly.

If he says she's lying about working there, it just looks like an insane conspiracy theory because it's one of the most common jobs. It's not like an impossible thing.

If he tries to say it's easy so no one should be impressed with her, he just insults every fast food worker in America.

I think this is a really smart move if he never mentions Harris, it makes him look more down to Earth and humble which...he needs. If he's doing it as a commentary on Harris, it's going to backfire.

Nah. He'll hold a utensil for a photo op, then go get the food he had an underling procure for him.

I wouldn't eat any food that he prepares.

Oh god. I hope that goes as every law in the universe demands that it must go: horribly wrong.

But it’ll probably be another law-breaking trump act with zero consequences.

There's no way he knows how to work a deep frier

Press 'X' to doubt.

Someone needs to tell them that this won’t be the win they think it would.

Best case is a good photo op, but even then, he is already associated with McDonald’s and fast food. I feel like in terms of meme potential, it would probably backfire.

Trump with a little headset waving his hands "trust me, it's a big beautiful mac, the biggest mac, the Haitians hunted it"

For real, I would go get lunch at McDonalds if Trump was working. I would wait hours in line. I wouldn't even be mad if he fucked up my order. The prize would be seeing that blubber whale fit into a purple and black uniform with the visor while he does his little jerk off 2 dicks dance and leering at the 15 year old Indian girl working the drive thru.

Here's hoping for a hot oil explosion

Somebody get this man some ice to fry!

He will be employee of the month. Top seller.

"Welcome to McDonald's.....you want the Big Mac. Sooooo beautiful and soft.....Just like Ivanka. so beautiful.. And those golden h.o.t. fries so hot, some say the hottest."

I truly doubt the he could be trusted with that job!

Paywall.

But yeah, let's see him reach into the fryer after his toupee falls in.

I hope his hairpiece falls in and he reaches in after it.