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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Having a giggle fit saying ballistic gel torso in the cadance of his name.

He can't work on a film with Benadryl Cabaggepatch. They're too powerful.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Timothee chalamet would complete that trifecta.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

You mean Kimberly Chalet Maid?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I was so disappointed in that movie. It was a boring, erotic fan-fic of Dr. Abe Sapien from Hellboy. Toro worked on Hellboy in 2006, and held on to that erotic interest in a Fishman FOR OVER 10 YEARS. Cool creature design, though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Abe could at least talk though. I guess dirty old ballistic doesn't like his fishy boy toys able to talk back to him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Fishy boy toy would a good nickname for Aquaman.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The shape of water was probably the strangest movie I've ever seen

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Aquaman and the deaf horny mermaid?
I enjoyed the movie, but that would be a much more fitting title.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I recommend watching Swiss Army Man. And not looking anything up about it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I can second this. Great movie to go into blind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I guess you haven't seen The Lighthouse then.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I thought Ballistic Gel Torso was the actor from The Usual Suspects, no?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Guillotine del taco