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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was going to downvote this, but then I realised that would be admitting you won.

I'll have to write an angry comment instead

erm

here goes

You're a stupid libtankietard who votes for chairman musk and all your opinions are based on Facebook and the UN. You probably believe the moon is round. You can't even wear your Arch Socks on the right feet. We should defederate.

Phew I think I won now. I forgot what we were arguing about?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think to demonstrate how to properly wear your arch socks you should take a pic of yours and post it to the unix socks community to be a good example.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm sorry, I don't post explicit photos of myself online.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Understandable

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey tankies gonna be tankies.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I'm glad we all get the message

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Look at this someone who thinks you can win an argument on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I think i win when the other person starts resorting to insults at least

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think i win when the other person starts resorting to insults at least

Bell end.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Thats right just keep telling yourself that ;)

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

I remember when the queen came round to congratulate me on my upvote score, and it added £1000 to my bank account and everyone went around saying "look there they are, wow". But it was all ruined the day the Fire nation attacked.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I love it when i see a bunch of new downvotes in my history after an argument because i count every single one is a tear shed by my opponent

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But why even look at that? Who cares?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well the way i navigate thru conversations I'm having currently brings me to my history since i'm usually having more than one at a time an i need to know who's replying to what. When one of those is an argument, noticing a bunch of single downvotes while passing thru my history causes air to erupt from my nose because it proves to me that someone I've got beef with is definitely malding.

The points don't matter but the impotent effort they put in does, get me? It feels as close to a win as you'll ever get on the 'net

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Ah got it, thanks. I have never seen something like that for me and do not care, so would never look for it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes, downvote my month old Star Trek joke. Cry harder.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I mentally multiply all votes by anyway.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You're really gonna let the world make you care about grumpy little arrow clicks? It diminishes us to even think about it. Each person is a being of pure chaos at the infinite center of creation. You are cosmic, made of stardust and in ways beyond words profound.

Besides, there's no user karma on this site.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's not that i care. It's just weird randomly seeing a lot of my benign comments at 0 upvotes. I can only then wonder how petty one must be to take their time to go through the effort

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I love the downvote you got for that. The one lonely little downvote. There's something poetic about it.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

I'm reminded of a meme from the early 2000s. keep in mind it was a completely different time.

arguing with someone online is like the special Olympics. you may win but everyone looks retarded.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Win an argument online"

The edible paste market must be booming.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The very best is when some fucking loser goes back through your comment history and says, "Oh ya, well..." and brings up something you wrote months ago to try to embarrass you into silence. Fuck those pathetic fucking losers.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This you?

The very best is when some fucking loser goes back through your comment history and says, "Oh ya, well..." and brings up something you wrote months ago to try to embarrass you into silence. Fuck those pathetic fucking losers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Hehehe. Yes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love seeing when someone goes to find a months old comment and they pull out just.. meh shit.

They spent all their time going through someone's profile for the tamest stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Me here down voting your histo because I don't like your user name.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Watch it buddy. I don't fuck around. If i catch you making any spelling mistakes, it's straight to the slammer right after i brutally shove you to the ground making you struggle for air

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Watch it buddy. I don't fuck around. If i catch you making any spelling mistakes, it's straight to the slammer right after i brutally shove you to the ground making you struggle for air

As you fail to capitalize two I's and neglected a period at the end of your statement.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

He's a cop: don't expect him to actually follow the rules he enforces.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kinna off topic but do you get corrected on your grammar often with that username?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I never make grammar mistakes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

2/2 of your comments ITT are missing periods.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I only enforce the rules not follow them👮😎

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

lmao, it's always so obvious when it happens. If they just downvoted my political opinions, it'd be whatever, but when they downvote things like providing sources and explanations for anodyne posts? Just tells me I can mentally subtract 1 downvote from all my recent comments.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

This comment annoys me. I'm down voting your previous comment.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Everyone's in here talking about downvotes... I read this meme and thought "You seriously get into arguments on the internet?" The most I'll do is leave a comment telling someone they're full of it and then ignore the rest. Since the comment is more for the silent masses reading than the person I'm replying to. Hey, kinda like this comment. OP probably will spend their days in smug misery but I hope the rest of yall can step away from this petty bullshit some time.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'm sorry dog but if you're talking crazy saying Little Caesar's tastes like ass and I look and see that you're part of r/PissSwisherAnonymous Imma call you out

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I thought it was a feature of Lemmy that karma don't mean shit.

Or to more precisely put it, Lemmy accumulates up/down votes to their actual worth.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had a dedicated fan for a couple weeks.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Nuuuuu not my updoots ;(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How do you even notice such a thing?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Honestly, I am so happy that Lemmy doesn't tie votes to any points like Reddit. It's a pity that people will still find a way to bring points into arguments. Yeah it sucks when people disagree with you, but can't always be right all the time either.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tankies announcing they won an argument after they finished making claims without evidence and then deleting the comments of the other person.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

The only arguments you win are the ones you don't participate in. Internet arguments are a race to the bottom of who can waste the least time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The nice thing about YouTube is that that isn't possible.

It's a dumb feature that should be opt-in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I love it when failed stand up commedians try to troll you, fail, and cry to moderators when you guess who they are irl.

Then they get their podcast cohost to troll you and theu fail even worse.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Imma need more of this story please!

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