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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

That's just inefficiently stupid. Don't burn bridges, burn entire cities.

If you want to go down the blunt force road, don't down vote manually, let a script do that ... for you and your 10 closest ~~alt accounts~~ friends.

If you want to be a bit more sophisticated you have a bot run your alt accounts, commenting with short LLM generated content at random posts. And whenever your mark is active, you use one of these accounts to come at them. Maybe have your replies rewritten by your AI, so you don't give it away by using the same phrases.

You can take it one step further, and analyse your marks interactions. Does a username pop up more than others consistently? Then your mark may have both poor OPSEC and an alt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Fuck you, turd burger!

(Let's see this thing at work, or was this all just spitball...)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 13 hours ago

"Win an argument online"

The edible paste market must be booming.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 16 hours ago

I'm reminded of a meme from the early 2000s. keep in mind it was a completely different time.

arguing with someone online is like the special Olympics. you may win but everyone looks retarded.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

The very best is when some fucking loser goes back through your comment history and says, "Oh ya, well..." and brings up something you wrote months ago to try to embarrass you into silence. Fuck those pathetic fucking losers.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

This you?

The very best is when some fucking loser goes back through your comment history and says, "Oh ya, well..." and brings up something you wrote months ago to try to embarrass you into silence. Fuck those pathetic fucking losers.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago

Hehehe. Yes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I love seeing when someone goes to find a months old comment and they pull out just.. meh shit.

They spent all their time going through someone's profile for the tamest stuff.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I had someone say, "Go back and play with your Legos!"

"It's , 'Lego bricks.'"

Hehehe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I had no idea people were doing that lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

I remember people on reddit cancelling themselves with a comment and when I checked their post history they all had many downvotes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sorry dog but if you're talking crazy saying Little Caesar's tastes like ass and I look and see that you're part of r/PissSwisherAnonymous Imma call you out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I've honestly never had Little Caesar's, I assumed it was similar to Dominos in quality...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Domino's isn't very hit or miss depending on which one you go to, most are cardboard, some are good.

Little Ceasars is very consistently mediocre no matter where you go, and mediocre pizza is still pizza at the end of the day.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Importantly, Little Caesar's is also priced like it's mediocre. You're also in and out super quick if you just want a basic pizza from their menu with no alterations.

They're good at what they do, and that's basic, cheap, fast pizza.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Entirely true! Mediocre pizza for cheap is their M.O., and they execute it very well.

"Pizza! Pizza!" is their slogan because they effectively have their pizzas half the price of their competitors. Yeah, quality suffers, but they work with what they got very well, and frankly, not many chains double the price and then have a pizza twice as good as Little Ceasars

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Somehow it's both cheaper and better, at least in my area, but the bar is low because my local Domino's is awful.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Look at this someone who thinks you can win an argument on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

I think i win when the other person starts resorting to insults at least

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I think i win when the other person starts resorting to insults at least

Bell end.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

Thats right just keep telling yourself that ;)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

Yeah exactly, if you are talking about winning an online argument you've already lost in many ways

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

More often than not, both feel they won

[–] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Everyone's in here talking about downvotes... I read this meme and thought "You seriously get into arguments on the internet?" The most I'll do is leave a comment telling someone they're full of it and then ignore the rest. Since the comment is more for the silent masses reading than the person I'm replying to. Hey, kinda like this comment. OP probably will spend their days in smug misery but I hope the rest of yall can step away from this petty bullshit some time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Username checks out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

Honestly, I am so happy that Lemmy doesn't tie votes to any points like Reddit. It's a pity that people will still find a way to bring points into arguments. Yeah it sucks when people disagree with you, but can't always be right all the time either.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I love it when failed stand up commedians try to troll you, fail, and cry to moderators when you guess who they are irl.

Then they get their podcast cohost to troll you and theu fail even worse.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

Imma need more of this story please!

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago

I remember when the queen came round to congratulate me on my upvote score, and it added £1000 to my bank account and everyone went around saying "look there they are, wow". But it was all ruined the day the Fire nation attacked.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was going to downvote this, but then I realised that would be admitting you won.

I'll have to write an angry comment instead

erm

here goes

You're a stupid libtankietard who votes for chairman musk and all your opinions are based on Facebook and the UN. You probably believe the moon is round. You can't even wear your Arch Socks on the right feet. We should defederate.

Phew I think I won now. I forgot what we were arguing about?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think to demonstrate how to properly wear your arch socks you should take a pic of yours and post it to the unix socks community to be a good example.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm sorry, I don't post explicit photos of myself online.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

You could blur the foot part of the socks…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

you MUST post them btw

from the rfc

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey tankies gonna be tankies.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I love it when i see a bunch of new downvotes in my history after an argument because i count every single one is a tear shed by my opponent

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

How do you even notice such a thing?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

They're actually the one doing it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

Easy. All my downvotes are just salty people who lost at some point in the past. They just make it look realistic in an attempt to fool you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Better than them going through it trying to figure out where you live and what your identity is.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (8 children)

You're really gonna let the world make you care about grumpy little arrow clicks? It diminishes us to even think about it. Each person is a being of pure chaos at the infinite center of creation. You are cosmic, made of stardust and in ways beyond words profound.

Besides, there's no user karma on this site.

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