slurpeesoforion

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

BuT iT wAs HiS tUrN!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

It's a shame it was quick.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Simple solution: Don't murder them in New York.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Who's the greedy snitch? That's what I want to know.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We are past the soap and ballot box stages.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Taken as a whole, the vacation movies were funny. But not because of anything Chevy did. They could have cast that role with a mop and it would have rated just as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You have to say it six times in a row in front of a mirror with the lights off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

If you see someone ~~shoplifting food~~ killing CEOs, you ain't seen shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ahh. The good old at&t tag line, "Reach out and touch someone" comes to mind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hover-round hover-round -round

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Didn't trump claim he could shoot someone in the streets of New York and get away with it? Maybe it was him.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Would the CEO have lived if he had had a gun?

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