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As interesting as that would be to happen, in reality, there's just going to be a bunch more people going without pre natal care.

Brace yourselves! Vaccination with sound conspiracies coming in!

“The IRS called, they vaccinated me trough my phone in my ear!!?”

“Mass vaccinations trough radio!!?”

Ultrasound vaccines and 5G!

Actual hyposprays have been around since the 60's. They are, by all account, quite painful and ironically not very hygienic.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_injector

That's more like a jet injector, which we've already had for a while.

A lot slower, though. Article says it takes a minute and a half.

Since vaginal ultrasound is how they detect a "fetal heartbeat" at 6 weeks (the heart isn't yet formed or pushing any blood, but there's an electronic pulse) at which point abortion is illegal in many states, that might be a good thing.

Although, as ultrasound is also how my overdue fetus was diagnosed with the umbilical cord wrapped 3x around the neck, leading to a quick C-section and healthy baby, I would rather keep the ultrasound machines and lose the lunatics.

The ultrasound waves are how they activate the 5g tracking chips, it's all in their plan I got from this website I found on page 68 of Google.

I was gonna say oh now they are gonna say that's what the 5g towers are REALLY for 🙄🙄🙄

No joke. The first thing that popped into my mind when reading the title was: "great, now my father will be afraid to do an ultrasound test"

As with all new inventions/procedures, this is just the first step. The process will become faster and more efficient in the future.

In my opinion, this is a great first step towards a Star Trek-like hypospray.

No one is suggesting this be put in practice in its current form, that would be insane. That said, this is a good first step for alternative forms of vaccination. “First step” being the important part.

Hyposprays already were invented, mass produced, used as standard in the military for several years, and abandoned because they weren't as hygienic as needles.

Anything that pushes through the skin into the blood pushes pathogens in too. Statistically, needles were safer so hyposprays were abandoned.

Also stops a lot of medical waste

For people like me who go down for a half hour and feel like a train wreck for 8 hours when they get stabbed a little, I'll take a 1.5min one.

If you told me I needed to run on a treadmill for an hour while the ultrasound worked, I'd STILL take it over getting stabbed a little.

Needle phobias are extremely common, and the thing about phobias is that you're fully aware that the fear isn't coming from a rational place, which is part of what makes them so frustrating to deal with.

It literally tears a hole in the flesh with a puncture wound. It's the definition of damaging.

Minor damage, but damage none the less.

Nothing of importance as usual