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[–] [email protected] 149 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not only that, he's also planning to meet with each and every supporter one on one. You should just walk right up to him and give him a hug.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Give his big titties a squeeze for me too

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And when you're a MAGA, he lets you do it! You can do anything!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can I grab him by his bussy?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

At this point, it would be rude not to!

[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe trump can actually be pressured to do this like Joel Osteen. Ah who am I kidding. The only reason it worked with Joel is he pretends to be a man of God.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He has seen the light! I would say this puts him on par with the mega church preachers as far as holiness goes. What a joke.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you know it’s not a joke? Those Bibles are made in China.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It just keeps getting better! Next you're gonna tell me they're trying to make it so Mr. Trump's Bibles replace all textbooks in our schools.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

^Oklahoma enters the chat.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Trump raised money by offering the winner a chance to have dinner with him at the White House.

Somehow, no actual winners ended up dining with Cadet Bonespurs.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He said a chance, not that it would actually happen!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

And my axe!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

partly cloudy with chances of golden shower

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Mar-a-Lago was built in the 1920s, predating post-Andrew Miami-Dade building code. Given Trump's ownership of it since '85, I wouldn't count on it having been updated for modern roofing code. Lucky for him, the area's only expecting 26 mph winds tomorrow, but I wouldn't count on the property surviving a direct hit from a major hurricane. Definitely wouldn't choose to shelter in it.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

the area’s only expecting 26 mph winds tomorrow

Kamala's still figuring out how to aim the hurricanes properly.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe trump will loan her his sharpie

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Bloody Democrats can never do anything right!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Grab her by the laser.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wouldn't count on it having been updated for modern roofing code.

Except that he actually lives there, which means that the person he cares about most in the world lives there. He has to protect that guy at all costs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not to mention if it has insurance, which is likely required for the business, the insurance requires roofs and everything else to have higher wind tolerances than most of the country. 180 mph tolerance have to wrap the coast of Miami if I remember. 150 for inland places like Orlando

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, yes, but...come on, of course he's committed insurance fraud.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like a feature, not a bug

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Remember; bow often. Only speak when he takes a breath. A lot of people, more and more, find noseplugs useful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Tiger balm on the upper lip will cause temporary nose blindness

Bring lots.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're gonna shoot people trying to come in, aren't they

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Of course not. Why would you think that...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

This has me wondering why the name hasn't been changed to MAGAlago yet

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How stupid you have to be to believe that to be true

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

Stupid enough to vote for him, too?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

At least at MAGA redcap level.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

He's gonna charge them. Guaranteed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe share some state secrets?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

The entirety of staten Island trying to claim sanctuary lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Trump.....only the hotties with big big titties please!

Not you! Not you! You come in! Not you....

You come in! Not you!

Tampa Bay will once again be the place where we'll find hotties! We will keep them safe for you! They will be very safely here...you big guy! Why are you crying?... that's my wife!...it's okay, we'll keep her safe here..