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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I grabbed a corn dog the other day from AM/PM and the cashier asked if I wanted mustard or ketchup and then when I said no thank you, gave me a look like I had grown a second head.

I like the corn dog. It's not just a sauce conveyance vessel. And I only sometimes eat the stick too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

I feel like it needs butter tbh. That being said I haven't tried one. Can't eat corn.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Oh. My. God.

You're a genius!

I'm sure you could make a corn dog analogue that's close enough without cornmeal based batter. Heck, use breakfast sausage, dip in pancake batter, deep fry. Best pigs in a blanket ever. 🤤

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

A wheat dog is basically a hot dog in a bun anyway, so yeah it would probably be tasty. Salt free butter probably.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

You’ve never corndogged?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

1400-1600 calories, only 180% of daily sodium requirement.... If you had a light breakfast and it's the only other thing you eat that day it's not that bad. You might want to get some more fiber (Not the stick though), and a multivitamin wouldn't hurt.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's fiber in the sticks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I didn't mention the sticks and you got me mid-edit. Fine, you can eat the sticks but you gotta chew real hard. You don't want slivers...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Why not? You get a free throat scrapping.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you just suck on them they'll be moist and ready to gobble down

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Thanks, now I gotta go jerk off

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Mustard adds basically no calories too. So mustard that shit up.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why y'all hate corn dogs here? I tried some once and they were fine. Not great but pretty decent.

I should add I'm not American. So corn dogs over here might be different

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Does eating a box of 10 count?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Probably. If you eat ten you have eaten seven.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Corn dog with mustard and ketchup is good eating when you are high, especially if you deep fry them instead of oven baking.

But I'm going to need a drink.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

But I'm going to need a drink.

Wash those 7 corn dogs down with an entire 2-liter of Coca-Cola.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No it was just 2 lmao.

I don't think I can eat 7 of any junk food tbh

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

I think I was a year into living on my own when I realised I could eat whatever I wanted. I have a distinct memory of walking from the microwave at work with two paper cups stuffed with dogs, and more between my fingers, like a corn dog wolverine.

I probably had malnutrition because I didn't know how to feed myself for shit lol no wonder I was starving

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'll fuck with a dozen corn dogs but I'm not eating the bones, that's just crazy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

True, I prefer boneless corn dogs anyway

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Does this mean that pigs in a blanket are actually just corn dog nuggets?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wow, first repost I see on lemmy. Congrats!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Thank you so much!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I've done this. I've had more than 7. It's glorious and I regret nothing, and still crave more. Minus the stick of course, wtf?

It also leaves me wondering how I can eat so many, when a comparable amount of other food would fill me up far quicker.

Corndogs are a special kind of magic.

PS YOU SICK FUCKS PUTTING MUSTARD AND KETCHUP ON THEM. EWW.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How much calories are the sticks?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Good question. What could they weigh? It's mostly fiber.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

One time when I was a teenager I ate 10 pre-packaged chicken corndogs and my burps were lethal from 30 feet away.

Between the cornbread, chicken and cola I drank for that one meal...I created something horrifying in my stomach.

And when the burps stopped...there was calm before a storm...of terrible farts that went on all night. I was waking up every 10 minutes to unleash a vaporized demon from my anus and going to the toilet every hour to unleash a liquid one

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That seems exactly like what 10 *corndogs would do to a person.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (28 children)

What even is a corndog, like a hotdog... made of corn?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Do you think seven corndogs would hesitate to eat you?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

i like a little corndog with my mustard

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'd never had a corn dog (I haven't seen one here in Europe). Is it just a sausage on a stick covered in breading?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Yep. Hot dog on a stick, covered in cornmeal batter. Deep fried.

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