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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 weeks ago

person freaking out in the video really needs to shut the fuck up before they cause their own driver to get distracted and anxious

just unbelievably irritating

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

From the color of the signs you can see that this is not filmed in Germany. The signs on the German autobahn (the sort of highway without speedlimit), are blue; the one in the video is green.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

Correct. Green signs are used all over Europe. Which usually has speed limits on the motorway in the 120 or 130km/h range, which means those bikers are criminally reckless.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Look at them, driving so fast. Racing to be the first to the organ donation center.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

In Germany its quite common to call bikers organ donators.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I still prefer meat crayon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

As a biker myself, this one hits hard

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

As a Canadian, I've always wondered how people km Germany are able to drive so fast. There was a point where I would drive 140km/h regularly, but that seems to be on the lower end in Germany? Are the highways in Germany straight enough where you can go 150+ easily? How do people deal with bends and such?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I would drive 140km/h regularly, but that seems to be on the lower end in Germany?

I would say most people go 120-140.

There are some who go only 100. Some go 160 or 180. Very few go even faster.

Funny thing: Teslas are on the lower end. You can hardly see them going above 120, and even less when it's just a little bit uphill.

Yes, the highways are mostly straight enough, and the white lines are visible etc. Where there are dangerous sections, there are speed limits accordingly.

But you also have to look carefully: if you go much faster than 130 and the road isn't good enough for whatever "much faster" is, then you are liable for the outcome.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

But you also have to look carefully: if you go much faster than 130 and the road isn't good enough for whatever "much faster" is, then you are liable for the outcome.

This. If you crash while going 170km/h its really likely that the insurance won't pay anything if the accident could have been prevented by going 130km/h

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

I wouldn't say its on the lower end. We have the rightmost lane which is almost entirely occupied by trucks which are not allowed to drive faster than 90km/h. On roads with more than 2 lanes the left most is used for anything between 130-200 I'd say. If you are using that lane and see someone faster coming up behind you you get out of the way. If that's not possible, well they'll just have to brake won't they.

The highways are mostly straight as well in germany so curves aren't really an issue

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If you are using that lane and see someone faster coming up behind you you get out of the way

This is the crux of it, and what is so fucking annoying driving in Washington State, USA. We have the worst drivers in the country here, and people will be cruising along at 15mph under the speed limit in the left lane, keeping pace with the driver in the right lane, completely oblivious to everything going on around them. To make matters worse, they hit their brakes at every sweeping curve, curves designed so that drivers don't have to slow down. It's infuriating.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Come to Florida.

I'm convinced the left lane has become the cell phone lane. Camp out going 10 under what others want to do so you can use your phone and not have to worry about lane changes and merges as much.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Out of curiosity, have you had the issue of drivers using their phones on those roads? It's a pretty big issue in the US at pretty much any speed, wonder if it affects y'all?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

Most people I see are sensible though unfortunately I have a friend who will (briefly) use his phone even while driving about 180km/h. He's also the only cop I personally know...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

the left most is used for anything between 130-200

I love Germany

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Driving fast is easy once you get used to it, especially on a road as perfect as the German autobahn. I've gone way faster on much worse roads in the middle of nowhere USA. 140 KM/h is not very fast at all. Those bikes are going much faster in the video. The speed limit on the highway in Texas is around 140 KM/h. I've gone 298 KM/h on a sport bike, and 170 KM/h in a car. The car was easy as can be. I do admit that 298 KM/h on a bike was excessive, and scary, and I decided not to do that again. But 193 KM/h was pretty standard for me when I had a sport bike.

Edit: the vehicle you are in makes a big difference. Cars and bikes built for those speeds have tight suspension, and handle well at high speeds. An old beat up Toyota Corolla isn't going to be safe or fun at those kinds of speeds.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

An old beat up Toyota Corolla isn't going to be safe or fun at those kinds of speeds.

Are you suggesting that Initial D lied to us?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

As a Canadian, I can tell you with certainty that you can do an average speed of 140km/h from Oshawa to Kingston without slowing down in the bends. I don't know what your driving experiences are, but that's not the metre-stick to use.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

I cruise control at 120 most of the time. I hit 140-160 when passing. I'd feel like maybe 1/4 of the cars do pass me and maybe only 1 or 2 go faster than 160 all the time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Germany has highways with no speed limits. Seems like the ones doing 200+ km/h are mostly tourists.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 weeks ago

Check some speed clips on Y*uTube 😁

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Problem is this country never seems to understand prohibition= growth in abuse

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This is true but I don't see how this is relevant for German highways.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Have a think.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I've seen this on 295 in Florida

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

In german its legal though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Everything thing is legal in Florida

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't really know..

Having to be 21 to buy a beer, and nobody being allowed to drink in public, does kind of sound very extreme limitations to somebody living in Europe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What they mean is that the people in Florida have a different understanding of the word "legal".

When most people hear the word "illegal" they think "there will be consequences if I do that". When Floridians hear the word "illegal" it translates to something between "rude" and "fun".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So.. i dont quite understand... can 16 year olds buy alcohol even though its illegal for them to? Would it just be considered 'wrong'? Can you walk down the street with an unconcealed beer and not get fined even though its prohibited? Would it just be a weird thing to do?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

As someone outside of Florida, I would say that they can't.

A Floridian wouldn't allow things like "laws" and "rules" from stopping their ten year old son from getting hammered on a Tuesday morning.