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[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Science is indistinguishable from magic, if you don't care to learn how science works.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

But... if there's a consistent system along which magic works which can be studied/researched/formulated, then isn't it just... science?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

nobody is convincing me assembly programming isnt magic

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Study a 6502. It's just electrons doing the only thing they can.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

whats the best way to start?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know about the best (because I started back in the 80s with a commodore 64, not exactly repeatable) but a good way is this guy: https://eater.net/6502

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Assembly isn't magic. Computers compiling/interpreting high-level languages into assembly, and making everything works without constantly breaking IS MAGIC

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

The keyword is consistent. Some settings have magic as inherently chaotic and difficult to control.

A good rule of thumb is that if a fantasy setting has a school for magic, it's probably a science. If it's knowledge passed from master to magically gifted student, it's probably not very consistent.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's not how magic works

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

magic works

Humans have yet to prove it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well, it sometimes does

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I absolutely feel like in a thousand years, we'll talk to a machine and not even know how it works.

Hell, I look at the computer in front of me and only feel like I know a fraction of what's going on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hail the Omnissiah!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Magnets, how do they work?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just love how the conspiracies reinforce each-other in the most convenient ways.

"Anyone who doesn't get vaxed is going to be put in a FIMA concentration camp!"

"What? That's crazy, where's the evidence of that?!"

"You can't find it because they're censoring everything on the Internet."

So now, not finding evidence of conspiracy 1 is evidence for conspiracy 2!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"You can find the truth at www.truthfindarz.net, but I don't go there because it's full of conspiracies."

facepalm

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm disappointed that's not a real link lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't believe a lot of conspiracy theories, but I do have some conspiracy hypotheses

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have conspiracy speculations

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have conspiracy guestimations

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes when I'm alone I have conspiracy masturbations

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

When you are at the Diddy party and you have a conspiracy ejaculation:

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also: when conspiracy theories are convenient ways to avoid havig to understand how things work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And this a very common mindset, because most societies (some more than others) take children’s* innate curiosity and pound it flat for the sake of efficiency by way of standardisation. It really is a shame, since we waste a lot of potential as a species this way.

e: a word

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

That's what they want you to believe!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

It's only a conspiracy theory if it's not a proven conspiracy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Its only a conspiracy theory if its more than one guy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not a native speaker but "guy" is gender neutral for a while now, at least on the variety used online. At least from what I know

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Litmus test is the "Would you have sex with a group of guys?"

If you're picturing a orgy with hairy people holding shlongs, then it's not gender neutral.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Litmus test is the “Would you have sex with a group of guys?”

Dipping the tip into a group of guys and checking the color.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

"Guy" is used differently in different contexts, just like "girl".

If someone says "the girls had a sleepover" you know they're probably talking about female children. If someone's talking about a girls' night out, you know they're almost certainly talking about women.

"Would you have sex with a group of guys?” is using guy as a stand-in for man. But, if someone said "Guys, can we all just quiet down for a second so Stan can speak?" it's a synonym for "folks" or "people" or something gender-neutral.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You are correct but you can't get away from pedants online.

I know because I'm one of them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well then you're not my friend, guy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

He's not your guy buddy!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm just glad to see "whoa" spelled correctly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Throwing a line from Hitman in the mix to make it more confusing:

“If it looks like a conspiracy, it probably isn’t.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Why does it look like that then? Tananananana 🎵

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Good use of Keanu meme, as he recently fell for and is promoting a conspiracy theory (ancient civilizations).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Wrong use of meme

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Conversely, everything is a conspiracy when you do understand how things work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Underrated comment

Everyone's conspiring folks. What's hard to measure, is who's conspiring

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

It’s important to understand the prevalence of coincidence and incompetence. Humans are exceptional at pattern-finding – too good, really. In order to think critically, we need to recognise our own tendency to find patterns where none exist.

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