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[–] [email protected] 126 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I think the vines in the second photo are kudzu tho

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kudzu is some wild stuff, one vine tendril grows a foot a day and it kills entire forests.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe we could start rolling it up into balls and burying it for carbon sequestering. I mean it's just an incredible nuisance otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a good idea, then we invest in our future with oil.

That would require a massive and expensive effort, no chance that bill would pass regardless of the jobs it would create.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Definitely. OP is clueless.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

English Ivy happily spreads too and will also smother natives.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah but it won't grow in the sun.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

My yard begs to differ.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

English ivy may grow better in Kentucky soil than Kent chalk, but I'm not familiar with that in the way I am kudzu.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

thatspartofthejoke.jpg

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Oh in that case Kakugo shiro

[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's like wallpaper, but peelable.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Environmentally friendly peelable wallpaper

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Depends on adhesive and era but today mostly yes

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Mrs. Doubtfire voice "Hellooo!"

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Kudzu was the last bioweapons unit of the Union army in the US civil war. It never surrendered, it is still fighting the American South, and winning the guerilla war.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I wish it luck on the south.

-Californian

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds me of tumbleweeds, which may as well be a Soviet bioweapon.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

I'll leave this here, as I'm particularly bothered by the weird megamyth of kudzu in the US, as is evidenced but the other comments.

English ivy is actually a generally bigger threat but it never gets any real attention.

I will concede that the image above is kudzu tho.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/true-story-kudzu-vine-ate-south-180956325/

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Playing whack a mole with my neighbours ivy. Keeps popping up on my side of the fence. Fuck whoever brought it to Australia.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm playing whack a mole with my own ivy. Fuck the prior house owners for letting it get out of hand. I got all of it from the trees and the side of the house but it always grows back. I'm still finding sprouts from thick woody vines that have been there forever apparently. I tried removing it from the fence but realized very quickly that it's the only thing holding it together. 😒

And fuck the English for bringing it over (we both know it was them, even their plants are colonizers).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Same. I have a fence that's barely still standing now that I removed the ivy. I've been pulling it and spraying it for several years now. I know I'll never win, but I'm doing my best to keep it in check. The most painful part is when I go to garden centers and see it for sale. It makes me want to cry.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

The most painful part is when I go to garden centers and see it for sale.

"Buy it for life!"

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

IIRC a lot of it has at some point been sprayed with super toxic herbicide to try and kill it off.

Don't quote me on that though I'm just quoting a Wendigoon video from memory

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Where digestion is concerned it's beans on steroids. It's pretty rough on methane emissions, smell, and laundry.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's difficult to eat your way through an invasive species. Himalayan Balsam is also edible but it's thriving in the UK.

In fact edibility is often the reason these things are so invasive, it's why American Signal crayfish are over in the UK.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Texas: Hold my beer.

https://www.chron.com/life/wildlife/article/lionfish-texas-gulf-19717247.php

(Also Texas: Have you tried hunting the kudzu from a helicopter using automatic weapons?)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I've seen someone collecting lionfish, basically using a litter picker and a bag.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because Crake is saving it for some special project at Rejoov.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I hate (and am terrified) that I understood this reference. That series is horrifying.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

Kudzu CONSUME

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah it’s pretty intent on covering the whole of England too tbh. Good for the bees in September tho ☺️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Near rivers it has to contend with Himalayan Balsam, and the bees love that stuff too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah I quite like the ol’ Himalayan balsam to be honest - very popular with the bumble bees. Gets a bad rap in the uk because it’s supposedly ‘invasive’, but I take rather a dim view of that kind of talk to be sure.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They do destroy biodiversity but at least they are pretty and won't fuck you up like Giant Hogweed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And you can eat it (as long as you don't eat too much in case you fuck your kidneys)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Kudzu is Chinese arrowroot tho?

~~Science~~ uninformed memes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Apart from what others commented on these being two entirely different species, there might be other factors at play as well.

Lianas and vines are pretty common and very diverse, especially in tropical forests. They are usually found as part of the upper canopy and if there is a tree fall, they manage to fill this gap pretty quickly. The trees grow more slowly, but will manage to establish themselves eventually, filling up that gap. But if you cut down an entire forest, trees have a much harder time to establish themselves because the whole ground is just covered in these fast growing lianas or vines. There are studies that look at exactly that, how lianas inhibit forest regrowth.

So, how overgrown with lianas or vines a certain habitat is, is very much dependent on the disturbance of this habitat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Verbascum thapsus in Europe (nice medicinal plant):

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Verbascum thapsus in Hawaii (alien mutant invasion):

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