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[–] [email protected] 126 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I think the vines in the second photo are kudzu tho

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kudzu is some wild stuff, one vine tendril grows a foot a day and it kills entire forests.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe we could start rolling it up into balls and burying it for carbon sequestering. I mean it's just an incredible nuisance otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a good idea, then we invest in our future with oil.

That would require a massive and expensive effort, no chance that bill would pass regardless of the jobs it would create.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I think that would make coal. Oil is made by algal anr plankton blooms, which we are also making.

Both also need heat, pressure, and time to form, so synthetic carbon products are certainly chearper.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Definitely. OP is clueless.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

English Ivy happily spreads too and will also smother natives.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah but it won't grow in the sun.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

My yard begs to differ.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

English ivy may grow better in Kentucky soil than Kent chalk, but I'm not familiar with that in the way I am kudzu.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Oh in that case Kakugo shiro