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[–] [email protected] 169 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Then he gets a 100k hospital bill later.

[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only 75k since he didn't have to take an ambulance

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago

Long-term, I honestly don’t know whether this is the cheaper option. DUIs make insurance pricy.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Still not in jail.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Anywhere else the cop would ask why tf didn't you just take an ambulance like a normal person

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In America it’s not surprising to drive while stabbed!

Can we start doing the Russia jokes but American.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Democratic America school finishes you.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Capitalists America the ambulance service rides you

In Capitalists America you aid the health care

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe not so much the last one? I'd say in other countries with free healthcare "we" would aid health care through taxes. I get your joke though haha.

Do people in the states pay taxes to health care?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Hey I'll have you know that in Australia an ambulance can cost >$1000 without insurance!

The problem is so serious that they run seminars in schools telling students to not hesitate calling for ambulances, because human lives are worth more than $1000.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You're also not legally required to pay medical bills in the states.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

You can just ignore hospital bills, and they can't refuse treatment if you don't pay.

So don't worry about it; throw the bills in the trash, block the debt collectors' numbers, and carry on with your life. I have been doing this for over 30 years now.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Saw a guy in italy almost ram a cop car atan intersection. I think the driver was running a red light, but could have been the cop running a red. Anyhow, the driver breaks just before the cop car, and the cop on the passanger side just gesticulates his discontent but they just keep rolling on anyway. They could not be bothered.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

in Italy

Just gesticulates his discontent

Wait, I think I know how that looked like.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you saying you want more active enforcement?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I'm saying I'd bet it was 🤌🤌

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

Italian drivers are fucking insane, it was probably just Tuesday for the cop

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago

You'll 100% be on national news if you do this in South Korea.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Sounds hard to believe. Or maybe the cops in my city have less empathy.

If you were conscious but stabbed, a police officer would absolutely spend a few minutes writing a report while waiting for paramedics.

Driving while intoxicated, they might still fine you for that.

If you were brown and drunk, they'd probably arrest you.

If you were brown, drunk, and the knife was within arms reach, you'd be tased and arrested for assaulting the officer.

The point I'm trying to make: being stabbed does not stop a police officer from doing their favorite job in the world


beating innocent people.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Depends, cops also HATE fucking working if they got some where to be.

I've seen city cops in fact, let off some pretty bad drunk driving just because they don't want to deal with it.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lmao im pretty sure that's the face brad pitt makes in burn after reading right before clooney shoots him in the fucking face. I fucking love that movie

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I had planned to watch it this weekend for the first time 🥲

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Go watch it. This guy is making shit up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure. Let me know what you thought.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You'll have to wait for Sunday 😅

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

f my bad, didnt even think about spoilers

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Image from the funniest part of a movie that I won’t spoil because I was surprised and wish I could watch it again for the first time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure he is talking about Burn After Reading, the green text image is from that movie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I accidentally spoiled that part for my wife. I had already seen it several times before and was watching it again with her. She had her head on my chest and apparently my heart started beating faster at the ramp up to that part, so she knew what was about to happen and called it right before it happened.

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