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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn't he get vaccinated against COVID-19?
The earrings obviously acted as an amplifier for 5G signals to the mind control microchips in his bloodstream.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t know enough about IV-injected 5G-amplified mind-controlling microchips to refute this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then do it! Refute my explanation!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good. Because that would be communism.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

In that case, now I’m tempted.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'd love to share this but it has the stupid trend of putting strs in wrds. Drves me nts.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Fuckers always fucking acting like you can't fucking cuss on the fucking internet.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, fuck. He fucking did. God fucking dammit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Yeah I never understood it.

Unless you piece together that these posts with censored words are really all forwards from grandma

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shit, man. It’s just fucking language-it’s not the word that’s offensive, it’s the assault expressing their bitchiness.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

But what if using the f*cking asterisks is a stylistic tone choice that increases the richness of the language?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You’re about to get blocked in the Bible Belt my friend.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Use \* or you'll trigger italics

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Idk I kinda like it somehow

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They probably tried to wire up Trump but it didn't work because it depends on him listening, understanding, and following what he's told.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

We'll know if they ever put an earpiece on Trump because we'll see him reach up and turn it off the very second they tell him to say something he doesn't want to.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Didn’t the earrings clash with his cufflinks?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (6 children)

What's really fucked is how close the polls are still after everything.

I mean I guess the debate can't hurt trump since his followers immediately discard anything he does wrong/bad as fake news or conspiracy.

But Jesus man when is enough enough

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel like if you still support Trump at this point, literally nothing will change that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

He could have dropped his pants, taken off his diaper and shit on the stage at the debate, and he wouldn't have a lost a single vote from his base.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The polls are, of course, measuring the opinions of ONLY the people who still have landline telephones.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Addressing the “Landline Only” Polling Myth

I set out to analyze FiveThirtyEight’s collection of 400+ primary polls from the past year, closely inspecting their results and methodologies. It didn’t take long to realize that poll participants were actually reached a variety of ways. These included calling cell and landline numbers as well as contact via the internet, text, and traditional mail. So as far as the “landline only” controversy was concerned, that myth was quickly debunked.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A while back, during the election campaign here in the UK, I saw someone talking about how disproportionate reporting by centre/left news outlets on how well the right leaning parties were doing was really good for reminding their audience that a Labour win was not a given and that their vote mattered.

In the case of the US, I think there’s a good amount of that, as well as large a scoop of cope from the right leaning news orgs. Cherry picking their sources means that outlets can present the polling as close, which flies better in the headlines.

Or all that is bollocks, and the US really is a gibberish shitshow.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

the US really is a gibberish shitshow.

I'm in the US and I think it's this one.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it's about the Harris/Trump debate and the theory that she had secret speakers in her earrings

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now I have even more questions. Lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Orange man looked bad Black woman looked smart

A ton of theories and ways to reason it came out of conservative spaces, because a smart woman fries their understanding of the world which led to attempts to explain it away. One example was Bluetooth earrings so someone could feed her information while her opponent went on wild rants about inflammatory falsehoods.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Got it. Thanks.

I'm going back outside now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How is that game, these days? I’ve heard it’s mostly pay to win?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's pay to even play, pay way more to win.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh gross. A subscription model.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The grind and paywall to a lot of things suck.

BUT the player base is really cool as long as you avoid the PVP areas.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well... If you play by the rules, the grind is miserable and will take decades to reach lvl 50. If you are willing to break the rules and exploit other players, the grind is much more manageable but it still takes just as long to hit the next lvl. You do have to be careful because the more rules you break, the higher your wanted level goes, and the police aren't really big on taking players to jail, if you get my meaning.

The only current "winning" strategy on this server is to be lucky and/or resourceful enough early in the game so that you have enough money to be above the law. If you hit level 10 and don't already have a few million $ in the bank, you're in for a long grind.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Some shit about pah wraiths and prophets and the liberation of bajor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It's pretty bad when Kai Winn is more rational and level headed when compared to that orange turd.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought the conspiracy was that she WASN'T wearing earrings, so she obviously had an earpiece in her ear with someone feeding her the answers because she clearly wasn't smart enough to come up with them on her own.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She had on massive earrings, did you not watch the debate?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

They're saying that the theory was that they were ear ring SHAPED, but actually communication devices.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

silently puts a horga'hn on his arm rest in front of Elaine during a music recital

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The thought of being prepared and actually knowing things seems utterly alien to these people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Spoiler alert, it is.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Laura Loomer's earings did that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Laura Loomer's earrings are actually the fasteners keeping the human face she stole attached to her head.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It's called podcast. She had podcast to have anything mind stimulating to focus on. Sheesh.

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