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Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Eating like they've got Universal Healthcare!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Rebuttal: jellied eels.

Your move, Britain.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Listen. If you separate the dessert side, and debone and shred that chicken, I would 100% try the bite with the grape on it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

so chicken and pepperoni pizza with a grape on it?

[–] [email protected] 126 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Those appear to be Canadian Smarties. As an American I wash my hands of this whole affair, good day sir.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And the chicken isn't even fried. What a joke.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Once they cross the border, they're Minnesotan, it's okay

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where can you buy Canadian Smarties in Minnesota? And do they sell all dressed chips too? Because I have no idea and I want some all dressed chips, lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Because I have no idea and I want some all dressed chips, lol.

Aldi periodically stocks them as an Aldi Find. Probably the closest thing readily available in the US is Zapp's Voodoo - it's not the same, but it scratches the same sort of itch.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bitch nobody puts bone-in on a pizza.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

I hate the term bone-in now

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

On my fuckin life, and my YEEEZY, if I pay for this pizza and my shit's delivered bone-in, it's a wrap for y'all

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

brazilians eat both stragonoff fried chicken pizza AND beans

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Even if we ate this we still have room to talk about beans on toast.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Eat beans and cottage cheese like a true american

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

What in the WW2 ration fuck?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You. Get out.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Isn't this a Brazilian thing? There are million things to pick from that would actually be American and arguably some things more disgusting than this

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to shit on British food until I discovered marmite. No offense to the British but the Australians do it better. Y'all are a close second though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wait are you actually saying Vegemite is better than Marmite?

What a weird take.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

How do you spread vegemite on toast though? It's like trying to smear polyfilla.
With Marmite, hell you can practically drink it in some temperatures.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

You don't. You spread Marmite on toast and you feed Vegemite to the bin chickens.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My British dad agreed that Vegemite is better.

I think both of them taste god-awful and people who like either of them get the side-eye from me. Including my dad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

*british passport control immediately revoke citizenship*

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I slightly prefer the taste of Vegemite. Marmite is still good though.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (10 children)

I mean, yeah, but that's so much better. Sure, our food sucks, but it sucks in such an elevated way that it's almost an art form. British food seems like it was made by a guy desperately trying to put together a meal from ingredients he bought at a gas station. American cuisine seems like it was made by a chef who is losing his sanity to Lovecraftian horrors beyond our comprehension. The world looks at beans and toast and laughs at how pathetic it is.They look upon the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco and weep, for they now know there is no God.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Err, yeah, the point of beans on toast is that it's the simplest, most basic hot comfort food you can just throw together

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The right half looks like something the Dutch would eat.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

wdym "would?"that's literally breakfast.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You all nag about how Americans have no food culture of their own, that they just steal and adapt other countries' foods. Then when you see true American creation and innovation, you reel back in fear and disgusting. Cowards!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

we most certainly will not

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who the hell puts grapes on pizza? 🤨

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's a whole green olive... But still.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Yeah; because this isn't bland. It's extra AF.

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