this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2024
64 points (82.7% liked)

Ask Lemmy

27254 readers
1476 users here now

A Fediverse community for open-ended, thought provoking questions


Rules: (interactive)


1) Be nice and; have funDoxxing, trolling, sealioning, racism, and toxicity are not welcomed in AskLemmy. Remember what your mother said: if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. In addition, the site-wide Lemmy.world terms of service also apply here. Please familiarize yourself with them


2) All posts must end with a '?'This is sort of like Jeopardy. Please phrase all post titles in the form of a proper question ending with ?


3) No spamPlease do not flood the community with nonsense. Actual suspected spammers will be banned on site. No astroturfing.


4) NSFW is okay, within reasonJust remember to tag posts with either a content warning or a [NSFW] tag. Overtly sexual posts are not allowed, please direct them to either [email protected] or [email protected]. NSFW comments should be restricted to posts tagged [NSFW].


5) This is not a support community.
It is not a place for 'how do I?', type questions. If you have any questions regarding the site itself or would like to report a community, please direct them to Lemmy.world Support or email [email protected]. For other questions check our partnered communities list, or use the search function.


6) No US Politics.
Please don't post about current US Politics. If you need to do this, try [email protected] or [email protected]


Reminder: The terms of service apply here too.

Partnered Communities:

Tech Support

No Stupid Questions

You Should Know

Reddit

Jokes

Ask Ouija


Logo design credit goes to: tubbadu


founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

For me, it's corn on the cob.

(page 2) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Ribs. It's ribs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Aluminum foil.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

My dad eating cereal. Every spoonful was slurped loudly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

My ex-MIL has TMJ and chews with her mouth open so I’d say her eating kettle chips, jaw clicking with every bite.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

they're eating the ~~cat~~pussy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

You want them to eat cats? In this political climate? 😄

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't matter what they are eating. Their mouth is open and they are mouth breathing as they chew.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Make it garlic then, just to be sure

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

This would be literal torture to my wife. I think after watching enough movies with sound effects, eating food, and seeing her reactions it would be the sound of people eating spaghetti with their hands, audibly slurping up the noodles, chewing with their mouths open, combined with loudly smooching and making kissing sounds. They're also popping their necks and elbows throughout the process. She might literally go crazy if she was forced to listen to that for a long period.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

My captor must have had experience working help desk. I've endured people eating chips and sandwiches, chewing gum, and sniffling with stopped up sinuses right in my ear, while trying to focus on fixing their computer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Cottage cheese with nuts in it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I dont care what they are eating, but they are eating it in one of these

The sound of these things opening gives me nightmares

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Cottage cheese.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

CRAB!

My hubs loves them so I get to sit across the table and listen as he brutally cracks open his food.

You know what they do with the legs, yeah?

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

dim sum and they have a clicky jaw

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ramen. And they are slurping like an 85 year old man who hasn't had to care in 6 decades.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Honey. Licking makes me want to remove my ears

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Itt: people with Misophonia.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

My stepdad - generally an okay Rick Moranis type and a wizard at the penny stocks - had a quirk. We found out he specifically hated people sucking the sauce off their fingers after eating chicken wings; that kind of thing.

Oh God, we were relentless.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Spoonful after spoonful of cereal with milk. Nothing worse

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think if I am already being tortured I couldn't care less about the sound of someone else eating.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Pudding, with their fingers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Tete de Veau

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Preferably the captor

load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›