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My exposure to these badgers was a "banana phone" music video, so I always hear that when I see them ππ±
Huh, a gif with sound. Now it won't stop.
Damn you, beat me to it. And now I have that song in my head.
Thank you. The further I scrolled down the comments without a reference, the more uncomfortable I felt.
Fuck yes! Username checks out too π
Counterpoint:
Top vibe:
Bottom vibe:
And the bottom one applies more to the woman than the cat.
One of them has war paint, the other got drenched while changing the car's oil
And the wife is yelling about dinner getting cold. He's got 10 bolts on the ground but has no idea why there are only 9 threaded holes for bolts. And hey wait....he's changing the oil, what could he possibly have taken 9 bolts off of.
I'm pretty sure the thing on the left is a Wolverine. There are definitely badgers in North America that look a lot like the one on the right.
Mushroom
Mushroom
Eeek! It's a snake! A snake!
Badger
To be clear, both will drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you though.
And the American Badger is actually addicted to Meth as well.
But what about the Honey Badger?
My understanding is that honey badgers care little for anything in particular.
Honey badger does whatever it wants!
Ain't nothing to fuck with.
It doesn't give a shit
Honey badge: wu-tang clan of the animal kingdom
Honey badger don't play
Prolly the European ones have healthcare.
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Haha. From the preview, I thought it was a duck. πindeed.
Everyone knows European badgers live in a volcano forging weapons for their rabbit army.
wot wot
european badgers are the friendly ones from redwall abbey
UHF references are always a nice supplies.
Badger on the left just saw his healthcare bill. Badger on the right ate some bad beans and is contemplating the nature of regret.
Where is the African badger in this discussion?
(Not giving a fuck)
Badgers? Badgers?! We don't need no stinkin' BADGERS!
And Honey Badger just doesn't give a fuck.
That's just so you're oblivious to what's about to happen.
Scared prey doesn't taste as good.
also they walk really funny (the european ones)
The badgers, too.
Wisconsinites are proud to look like the one on the left.
The American Badger doesn't look like that but it is absolutely representative of how they act.
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