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TIL about this list.

https://www.imdb.com/list/ls524521394/

Mia Farrow with 14 kids. (Impressive!)

And DMX with 17 kids.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My grandfather is 91, and we were talking about his family when he was a kid. This picture is how many siblings he had.
His father would come home every ten months and then leave a few days later.

This picture is not a healthy family.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He probably had 3 other families too lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He did have at least one other family, yep. Good call. They even tried to connect years ago, but it didn't work out.

Thankfully my grandfather and his brothers and sisters came out as good people. Most of them are still alive too.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Oh god. The mother has 5 fingers.

5 fingers, not including thumbs...

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also, there is something deeply wrong with the girl behind the dad. Her knee should not be there based on what we can see of her shoulders. Their politics apparently involve having hellishly mutated children with their six fingered, yellow handed wife.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Perhaps this is why you don't make children with your sister, who is also your aunt? The kid behind him, she is like a snake but the baby on the dads lap has no legs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You thought it was AI, but she just has ulnar polydactyly. How do I know this is ulnar instead of radial or central polydactyly? The wedding ring, it's on the ring finger.

(/s of course, this is obviously AI. But yeah people with extra fingers do in fact exist. They or the parents often cut away the extra finger for cosmetic reasons.)

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago

I didn't know that weak pull out game was a political view

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

He wants a baby making machine who is capable of dressing nicely and putting on makeup despite being heavily pregnant on top of taking care of 6 children all of whom are in the baby and toddler phase?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

None of who appear to be theirs.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dude thinking that having a baby factory for a wife, is a political view.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Turning women into baby factories very much seems to be part of the political agenda of some people.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (6 children)

You can't be a good dad or mom with 12 kids I don't care what anyone says

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"What sort of minimum wage would we need so an honest blue collar working man can take care of a family of ten and restore our society to the good ol days? Oh...ok.. well let's just ignore that part."

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My political views are whatever this is.

Well, this is poverty. Vote GOP and they'll help you achieve it!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

but also ironically the stereotypical american dream was only feasible for a short time thanks to the work of unions, which would be decried as horrible communists in modern america, and frankly the whole concept has a lot of socialist undertones in general which people love to ignore.

It was thanks to strong union movements that people had such wealth, ever since the unions got beaten into a pulp workers have been paid less and less and at this point the idea of one dude supporting a spouse and 3 kids is fucking hilarious.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

The man will work 12 hour days at some menial job and the wife will spend all day trapped with kids. Probably get divorced at some point because they find out the stress of everything has sucked the romance out of their marriage. The oldest won't talk to one of the parents and the youngest will think it's their fault.

This worked back in the old times because at least 2 or so of those kids would die from disease or war. There was cheapish land to go around to be on a farm or have some business. You probably had at least a three bedroom house and it allowed for some privacy. Also, families might help out each other so there could be some support.

It's a load of shit to think this will happen the way you want. If this did happen, it would probably be some commune that is labelled as a capitalistic paradise and where every one should be. In reality, it would be forced communism with extra steps and new branding. Think company towns mixed with Handmaid's Tale-type woman subjugation. Oh, the freedom is so bright that it burns.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Ai alert ai alert 🚨

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Legit looks like German prewar propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My political views

20-year-old wife with seven children each born less than nine months apart?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And with between 2-7 fingers

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

A natural consequence of inbreeding.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why are all kids blonde? I'm just saying maybe this guy married this poor single lady with a little league project or maybe this is one of those oliver twist situations.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

White kids are often blonde even if they won't be as adults. All mine were at least for awhile, all have medium or dark brown hair now. All born with blue eyes too, but half changed to brown later. Not sure why, but it's normal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yep. I was bleach blonde for years. Started switching from blonde to brown gradually around age eight or nine. Dark brown now.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

a little league project

Do they even make baseball gloves for AI hands?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Mia Farrow with 14 kids. (Impressive!)

Only 4 are biological kids. Rest are adopted.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Still impressive. We have 2 kids and boy are they a lot of work

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Celebrities often pay for full time nannies and such. It's pretty unlikely that they are actually taking care of the kids themselves.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, but it isn't a fetish! It's the command of God! They have to push out as many children as possible, because the Creator wishes for us to cover every inch of this planet, and they need a holy army to fight the demons Satan sends against us! And the women need to be pretty and subservient because Gods a man and He loves the good, pretty ladies.

(I have heard this bullshit so many fucking times, with so many reasons why this is their gods plan.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They have to hold that view! How else would a guy like that get sex once every nine months?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Marital rape.

Oh, wait, so much of it already is "I was raised to perform my womanly duties, no matter my feelings".

Sorry, this is a personal sore point, not trying to go off on you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

No no, you’re absolutely right. I’ve seen a good deal of that too in the culture I was raised in.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Their fantasy is seeing a barefoot and pregnant woman washing dishes and who's never had an orgasm.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I think its more of a cult.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everybody wants a tradwife but nobody wants a tradhusband 😔 /s

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

The broodmare must keep producing! We must push back the invasion!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I have a large family, always wanted kids, but seriously do not understand people who need everyone else to do the same thing they do. Like, what the actual fuck? If someone doesn't want kids how is that my business? It's like they don't have confidence in themselves and need the whole world to agree with them. Just live your life, it doesn't matter what everyone else is doing.

That picture doesn't make sense though, unless she had 3 sets of twins some of those kids would be older, and as the billboards here used to say "two years apart is baby smart", it is easier on your body if you give yourself time to recover. Three sets of twins back to back, your womb would prolapse.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is everyone wearing so much blush?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Natural stupidity loves artificial intelligence.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Guy's outfit and haircut would look good on a lesbian (sincere)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Gotta keep that labor pool large so wages can stay low.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

And DMX with 17 kids.

X gon give it to ya

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Perfect example of how many if not most right-wing voters don't give a shit about policy. It's an aesthetic more than anything else. Flags and guns and football and church and big ol' southern nuclear families. Get them to associate literally anything with that vibe and you'll have 30% of voters in this country behind it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Most of Mia Farrow's children are adopted. I think it's a similar situation with Madonna and Angelina Jolie.

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