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[–] [email protected] 132 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Would you look at that! I ate the onion!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn it, I did too. Reality is once again converging on parody.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

For half a second I freaked out, then saw the community. Ooof, this one damn near got me with the realism.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was about to go in for a nibble and then my brain was like, "it should be public domain by now."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I didn't know, Disney could have changed the copyright law again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Bro, me, too. Face-first like it was booty.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

After all, it wasn't a song for the Confederates.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

A genuine laugh in the morning. I really wish it were true.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Soon Jesus is going to send a cease and desists

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I wish this was less plausible.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

This article has layers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That's a lot of greats.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Guess he'll just have to start playing To Anacreon In Heaven, then.