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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago

"what part of the giant sniper mech do you work in?"

"the bodacious hips"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Its even funnier that it is still a manned vehicle

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

I think you mean womaned vehicle

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

If you can handle me as fire support, you don’t deserve me at my assualt.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's Metal Gear! And it's sexy!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

As opposed to when?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Hey baby, does that ERA go all the way up?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Anyone else getting Metal Gear Solid 4 vibes?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

My mind went to Legend of Korra S4

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I immediately heard snake go "metal gear"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That was my immediate reaction, looks like those Gekkos

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Let’s just go full head-canon. Gekkos are infantry support, they can step to IFVs and the like, but in my head a MBT would shred a Gekko.

So you need something bigger for urban warfare that can stand up to an Abram’s.

Geckos are small and nimble, Komodo’s are heavier and much more deadly.

Add in a similar mutation to the spelling and you get the Kommodo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

... god dammit, was her name really "leet?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

This is just tau simping with extra steps.

On an unrelated note, needs mo' dakka and mo' choppa

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was thinking an Elder Titan, but your second point stands.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No self respecting eldari would ever pilot such a block headed abomination. Replace the turret with a giant psychic eggplant and you'd be talking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Lol, fair enough!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Uncultured swine in here, I know a Tau battlesuit when I see it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

And she has trigger discipline... Hnnnggggg

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

SHOW ME THE BRADLIFUS!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, that armor thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

You are fucking degen... But she look thick as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Anybody see where you put the fuel nozzle?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

GDI Titans if GDI were even more based.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Combined arms maneuvers takes a whole 'nother meaning with that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like a Glitter Boy