LordGimp

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She objectively did not.

66 mil votes < 81 mil votes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sure you can. Can't be shot if you shoot them first.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Fuck me how did I never even consider the guy who fucks couches might be a tape worm driving a people suit. Did RFK Jr know too much? Did the worms really eat his brain??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes and no. The gravity of the sun will attract the rocket, but there are other things out in space besides the sun.

The problem then is other planets will start whipping the garbage rocket around who knows where. Could even come back around and smash into earth. Same problem with the sun, actually. It's quite hard to hit something that's that big when we're this far away. If you miss even a fraction of a decimal of a degree, the trash rocket will swing around and you're back to planetary hot potato.

It's easier to sling the rocket past the south or north pole at a right angle to the solar plane. Up or down it'll either keep going till it's another suns problem or it joins the Oort cloud, which is kinda like a giant trash dump for everything that didn't make it into our solar system when the sun formed.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

Fuck that dumb ocean centipede. Robin Williams is worth 20 ocean centipedes easy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

You gotta fight the dick stuff with dick stuff. At least I know where my dick stuff has been

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like a Set thing to do. Real prideful and blows up in his face.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My favorite is always the Egyptian god deciding to save the equivalent of $10,000 usd every day and never spend a single penny of it back in 10,000 BC and they still don't have as much money as Jeff Bozos.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Anyone with over 10 million dollars in wealth should be legally classified as a dragon and anyone stealing from their hoard shall not be punishable under the law.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

308.15K is not half of 343.15K

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Carried. roscoe boofed that apple

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Boofing an apple obvs

 

I'm sorry to post again. I tried finding a "lastimages" lemmy but I couldn't.

Bear was laid to rest at 10:50am 16th of September 2024. I had him for 15 and a half beautiful years. We went for walks just about every day and he was the king of his block. Neighbors and friends come and go but my stinky man was always finding something to smell in the next bush. Even when the weather was against him, he could always sneak around and find something new stuck to grandma's shoes.

He loved nothing more than salmon, PINK salmon (none of that red or smoked nonsese), and so he ate pink salmon every day he could. His kibbles were never empty for long and the house just wasnt right if he didn't have at least 3 different glasses to drink from at any time. Though we bought him beds and blankets enough to supply a small army, he loved sleeping on news paper more than anything else. Something about inconveniencing the humans by weight of his sheer existence I'm sure.

We bothered him constantly his last two days, making him absolutely sick of us. We pet and loved him every moment of these last two days, and I held him sleeping on my chest for hours this morning. I don't think he could possibly have been more fed up with our emotional human nonsense if we'd tried. But I stayed with him every last second, and the last thing he could see when his eyes dilated was me.

I will never stop loving my boy.

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