this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

"I will betray you at every turn."

*saves the Federation again*

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is technically correct, he betrayed your expectation that he would betray you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

But only when you expect the betrayal. It’s when you trust him not to, that you must be careful.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's criminal that Berman would only allow the Garak/Bashir thing to be subtext. The first gay couple on Star Trek and also a cross-species couple would have been amazing. The best we got was evil mirror Kira fucking anything.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

To be fair, The Intendant can get it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's criminal that Berman would only allow the Garak/Bashir thing to be subtext

Ok I am SO GLAD I was not imagining this! I’m only halfway through S2 of DS9, and but I have been sitting here questioning whether Bashir and Garak were gonna have a little something going on in the future, or if the girl in my class that talks loudly about her yaoi manga collection was finally getting to me…

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Well, if you need something that a simple tailor can help you with... like high-stakes negotiation with foreign governments, data exfiltration, intelligence analysis, or other such trivial tasks that don't require contacts or secret knowledge, he's the man for you!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think what we have here is a misunderstanding. Whatever his sexuality, Garak is clearly just a plain, simple, tailor.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Whatever his sexuality

It's plain and simple. He's pretty forward about that.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Garek is not a hero, and he's certainly not noble.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

Yes - he’s just a plain, simple tailor.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What’s ignoble about this simple tailor?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Why, just the other day he hemmed a formal gown for a client two inches too short!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago

Why are you apologizing for a Twitter link?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Am I like tone deaf or something because I never got like a gay vibe from him.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

His interaction with the doctor was very romantic. Not sexual, just delightfully romantic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I just thought they were buds just like O'Brien and the doc. Never got a gay vibe from it I just thought it was 2 guys being friends with eachother.

Can you give an example of how it was romantic?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

O'Brien is also gay for Bashir

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Guess I'm just super tone deaf cuz that didn't look gay to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Ok go back and rewatch but pretend one of them is your preferred gender.

There is so much vaseline on the lense when Bashir doesn't know what to do with his hands it's like a 50's romantic movie.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

It's basically Garak and Ashok for this trope

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

According to Andrew Robinson's book Garak is bisexual though. Also if you haven't listened to Andrew Robinson reading "A Stitch in Time" you're missing out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Where's a Garak? the new hit game of finding characters like Garak in other media!