All the O’Brian memes here are funny, but these comics make me actually feel sad.
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2024
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He gets plenty of action in DS9!
That's sad in a different way... He goes from boring existence to tortured existence lmao
Does it help if you remember he's fictional? And this is a metafictional depiction of that fiction?
I think it’s too realistic of a depiction. It goes past being humorous and becomes slightly painful.
Like how my old friend’s dad cannot watch Office Space because the office environment and the people working there is too realistic for him to find it funny.
That's why I can't watch Letterkenny. I moved out of the sticks for a reason
Fuckin' embarrassing!
I could never watch shows like Glee because it reminded me too much of highschool. Like they actually gave me anxiety.
Fair enough.
but he lives inside me
You should seek immediate medical attention.
i hear that everyday
oh, no
there's another horrible experience for him
,:)
What annoys me is that there are episodes where they show that the Computer is perfectly capable of beaming people (and much-much more) all by itself, but for some reason they need a person to slowly pull 3 sliders up and down.
The computer is capable of beaming people wherever in perfectly ideal conditions, at least. In order to preserve drama, it seems like every nine seconds they're encountering some random magical rocks in terrain, a negative space wedgie, equipment failure, battle damage, etc., etc., that's preventing the transporter from Just Working. Since otherwise we'd have to assume the Enterprise crew are blisteringly idiotic for just not using the transporter to Deus Ex Machina themselves out of whatever the danger is this week as a first resort every single time. ("The Breen dropship has drilled through the hull and boarding parties are on decks 7, 8, and 9! Let's all stand around in a foggy hallway and pew-pew ineffectually at each other rather than just beaming the fuckers out into space!)
I theorize that an experienced transporter operator is required to beam through interference, radiation, through shields, at warp speed, or whatever other previously described limitation of the transporters needs to be overcome to make the plot work today. So it's not just sliding the sliders -- It's how you slide the sliders. Otherwise you might get get yourself Barclay'ed...
I mean, I've seen the Computer beam them up in most sub-optimal conditions. Usually, on away missions, using the shuttle. And I, of course, understand that the real answer is "because the plot demands it". But it still annoys me a bit.
If the transporter really worked they would just transport people out of caves all the time. Saying they can't do that makes zero sense that rocks would block a subspace transmission. It's not going through the rocks, it's circumventing them through another dimension.
They try to hand wave it away by saying that they can't get a sensor lock, but wouldn't you in that case just lock onto the entire interior of the cave, and beam all of it to the surface. You'll probably transport a lot of useless boulders as well but who cares. It's not like you have a weight capacity.
Maybe they tried that but discovered a small problem with beaming the away party plus 2000 tons of unsupported rock above their heads.
They just have such ridiculously OP tech that you can solve virtually any problem with ease. For instance:
- Beam the entire thing and then purge the rock from buffer before materialistic (they do that with guns and viruses)
- Beam them into a holodeck and create holo-supports
- Beam-dig? Transport chunks of rock to the side until you have enough "sensor lock".
Beam them into a cargo hold, with gravity disabled
You could even automate the process. Automatically purge rock from the pattern, since obviously no part of the away crew are made of rock.
Until you transport a Brikar ensign and they materialize without their skin 💀
The computer can do all of that, including managing shields, it's just slower, and has safety checks installed to prevent itself from unpowering or blacking out modules.
Human operators have a "chaos factor" and can do stupid things like diverting power from shields (down to 1%) to recharge the phaser banks just a bit faster, in-between enemy volleys.
At least, that's what we want to tell ourselves to ensure that there's still jobs aboard fully autonomous luxury gay communist spacefaring vessels ;)
I probably need to get caught up, because last I read was when he was floating in space, but this comic is consistently funny. Really amazing for any comic, but especially amazing for a comic where almost nothing ever happens.
It's beautiful because that is exactly what the whole Chief O'Brien punchline is to every single joke or comment about him and his personality ... nothing ever happens. You know how every joke will end ... it's the middle part and how you get there that is the fun part to read.
Jon Adams, the creator of the comic is a genius in my books.
In the 24th century when emo kids want to relax .... instead of listening to the latest emo music, they'll just enter a holodeck program where they get to be Chief O'Brien for a few hours.
Hardcore fans do the mental prison arc in real time
the ultimate dark fantasy!
Aww, you just made me feel bad for Colm Meany.
Oh man I hope this actually goes places.
Check the link OP posted; it looks like there's nearly 400 comics
Does that console have solitaire?
It used to but then IT came and removed it.
thumbing the big red "Transporter Room Accident" button
Well well well...
They come in...