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[–] [email protected] 151 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I can't believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I'm legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

It's an account with a lot of bad jokes with some gems dropped in.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Poe's law in action

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They can find their tip in the field where I grow my fucks

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How goes this years harvest?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

My fucking yields have been low this year. I have very little to give.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Worse than last year. Seems to be a trend that the yield gets worse by the year

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It'll be pretty easy to find it given that the field is barren

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Bold of you to assume that there will be a tip amongst my non-existent fucks

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a parody account you guys...

Brilliant satire, but Poe's Law seems to be in full effect.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Glad there is a chance for humanity after all.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago

I should send my landlord one of those church fake bills, but with “get a real job” instead of a church info

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You'll get your rent when you fix this ****** door.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, there's your problem. The door is made of asterisks, when it should be made of door.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm imagining a door made from many tiny doors (like pet doors but smaller) and it sounds terrible

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What? We already give our whole paychecks to our landlords. How could we possibly give them more?

If landlords aren't happy with the rent they receive, they need to get a real job and work their asses off every day all day long like everybody else does.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Twitter account is a meme account, they don't actually expect you to tip your landlords, although I've seen landlords that do expect such.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah I gathered it was satire, but the mere thought of it made me jump straight to interpreting it as reality because I wouldn't be surprised if some landlords do feel that way!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

i'd happily tip my landlord over the side of a building

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

I’ll tip them into a fucking ditch, sure

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Thank you Dr. PP

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I got their tip riiight heeere

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dick! He's talking about his dick, guys!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well now you spoiled the surprise!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

in the voice of the Mickey Mouse

We'll leave this tool for later!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Pics for proof?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

If my tenants tipped me I’d be pretty offended and would just count it against their next rent payment

Like you wouldn’t tip your doctor or your lawyer or your mechanic, what the fuck is this shit

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I'll tip you negative $1000

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This man is Indian from the chin up and the shoulders down. In between he is pure brass.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That was too clever for my dumbass, someone explain.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE JOKE DEITY

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To be fair, I don't get it either. He has a brass neck? Is that a saying?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/brass-neck
brass neck
noun [ S or U ]
UK informal disapproving
uk
/ˌbrɑːs ˈnek/ us
/ˌbræs ˈnek/
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a type of behaviour where someone is extremely confident about their own actions but does not understand that their behaviour is unacceptable to others:
She's got a brass neck to ask for a day off when we're so busy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it's hard to go for his jugular?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

How about they tip me? They tip waiters, but not the people who give them free money every month.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Aint no rent moratoriums stfu

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

this cannot be a real tweet

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

LMFAO, I think I'll pass.