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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can quit any time I like. I won't. But I could!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Quit what? Life? I can't, I'm addicted to living :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You seem addicted to breathing. Try quitting

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Quitting gambling and smoking is easy. I've done it several times already.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

A very toxic industry to be in, I used to be an engineer for a company that looked after slot machines here in the UK. High Street betting shops would regularly get smashed up by people after they lost all their money, but they would just pay us to repair them and let them back a few weeks later because they knew they'd be back. Completely taking advantage of people with a very real problem.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gambling every day for decades and still not addicted, what are the odds!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

3-1

I'll put down 100k

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Statistically speaking, if nobody you know is a ghost, you're the ghost.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't understand, please explain

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
  • Imagine a group of people
  • You look around and notice that there are no ghosts in that group of people
  • Now you need to check if you are a ghost, which you can't check
  • Therefore, it's statistically likely that you are a ghost if nobody you know is a ghost
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Something a ghost would say...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

So you think I have a gambling problem?

I'll bet you $100 that I don't!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Ken M vibes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I never gamble. Not in a million years."

"I bet I can get you to gamble by the end of the day."

"You're on!"

"Ha! I don't know how I'm gonna get you, but I'll figure something out before the day is over, just you wait."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

We landed on the moon!