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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This was me for the first half of this year. Not 100%, but at least 30-40% of my diet was a mix of hazelnuts, cashews, almonds, walnuts, raisins and dried plums.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Squirrels don't eat dried plums you IDIOT

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oof, my bad lemme return my squirrel license then.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

You are demoted to PlaysWithSquirrels

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Squirels will eat glazed doughnuts if they can find them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Good thing they can't read maps or use currency or else Krispy Kreme would be overrun by squirrels

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

That sounds like a crazy expensive diet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

There's an international grocery near me that has at least one type of nut and one dried fruit on steep sale each week. Just buy a couple pounds of those each week. It's not all I eat, but it's pretty much all I snack on. Probably about 20% of my diet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Dried plums are more commonly known as prunes. So that part at least wouldn't be too expensive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Not cheap for sure, but i bought it all in bulk which brought the price/kg down a lot. Still wouldnt safely recommend tho, see my other comment.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Add some greens and that's a very healthy diet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah the rest was pretty healthy too, but i somehow started getting sick a lot. After trying lots of things, i dropped the copious amounts of nuts and since then it got better. I still dont actually know if this was correlation or causation.

Maybe i will start it again someday and see if the colds / throat issues come back. If i had to guess, my money would be on the walnuts.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine shitting out these regularly

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

10/10 would attack enemies with it.

Is that what monkeys are trying to do?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

Her paycheck at whole foods? So what, a pound of nuts?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Never make large purchasing decisions under the influence.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Small purchasing decisions however, highly recommend. Drunk bought a tactical ka-bar spork. Thing is AWESOME.