this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I bet she drinks prune juice

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

A warrior's drink.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Prune juice is fire and no one can convince me otherwise

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I would drink that stuff if it didn't make me poop so bad. It's delicious.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That is what makes it a warrior's drink! If you cannot conquer your bowels, how can you hope to conquer your enemies?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

By conquering my enemies bowels!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

When we were kids, my mom bought it to help her poop, figuring we kids wouldn't want a weird pooping drink. She realized her err as we drank it all, and complained kids aren't supposed to like prune juice.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

She got to legally punch some of those losers in the face (in the ring); I would imagine that was also satisfying.

Hey Rowling, go a few rounds with her.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dude, she punched a so called boxer and they started crying because they got punched in the face hard in the getting punched in the face hard sport.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine trying to explain this to an alien. Two people get into the dedicated punching people in the face arena, where they then go through the ritual by which they agree that they are prepared to punch each other in the face. One punches the other in the face, who then gets upset.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

All I can think is that reactionaries could have had a field day with this and used this as evidence that women shouldn't be boxing, but racism > misogyny

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I bet she'd be a kickass klingon actually.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yo, that's rad as fuck! Does anyone have a source for that quote?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

The original French quote appears to be from here. Stories link to another tweet (since privated) as the source of the translation, which quotes the first tweet, but it only differs from the embedded Google Translate result by a single word ("tasty" vs. "satisfying"). Here's a video of the press conference with more context and a similar translation of that quote.