Try for multiple orgasms, I guess.
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Had one girlfriend that had an orgasm every few minutes by fucking, fingering, getting eaten out, masturbation... Basically every kind of sex made her come immediately. She really was a miracle. One day she came 40 times in a row. I counted intentionally that day because I was wondering how often she could come. We only stopped that day because I was completely done and exhausted and drained.
She felt great and wanted to continue.
Gotta have something to make up for all the bleeding.
My brain would die from dopamine poisoning.
I used to be a woman, so I’d say I freak out and then I’d be depressed lol
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Be confused. Then probably masturbate.
My wife is bi and apparently reeeeeeaaaaaaally good at eating pussy. I'd have to check that out.
I also choose this guy's bi wife.
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Masturbate, max out my credit cards on clothes and same-day sex toys, body hair removal, stab myself in the eye with mascara and eyeliner pencil, book tubal ligation, get period stopping birth control, septum ring, mani-pedi, smash gashes with lasses, fuck myself sore.
Day 2 would be a self-care day of cozy sweaters, cocoa, movies, and trying to vibrate my clit off.
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Panic. I'd immediately wonder if I suffered a stroke in the middle of the night that makes me think I changed. Or if I did magically change, did other people's memories change too? I'd check my ID, birth certificate, any other paperwork, even old pictures for signs of gender. Figure out a way to indirectly ask a family member. Try to tell if my pets recognize me or are treating me like a stranger.
I'd have to text out sick from work as long as possible because I wouldn't know how to explain my sudden difference in voice and appearance. I'd be too busy panicking over what happened and trying to reevaluate everything I know about myself. Am I gay now? Am I trans now? Do all my interests stay the same? My socialization as a child didn't change and it's nurture not nature, right? Are my genetics different? Am I prone to different health risks now? Am I still me or did asgardian aliens put my memories in a clone body and mess up a chromosome?
If I don't change back I'll start doing research into legally changing gender and coming up with a story to tell everyone who knew me. I live in an area that's fairly pro-trans so at least I wouldn't have to face insurmountable legal hurdles to get a name and ID swap. At some point I'd consider HRT to go back, but that can take so long (especially because I'd sound insane if I explained what happened) I'd realistically have to transition both directions legally, which I imagine would be its own hell.
Eventually I'd calm down enough to explore myself physically.
Sounds like the most thought out response. I sometimes wonder how many cis folk are cis because they have a gender identity solidly planted in the cultural and phenotypic sex of their body and how many are cis because they really don't have a strong underlying preference so whatever their body is it would not cause them any real discomforts.
I definitely know folk who I suspect fit both of these models. Those cis folk who experience gender euphoria are sometimes not very subtle about it.
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Freak out a little then masturbate all morning for sure.
Figure out how much stuff I could fit into my hot pocket.
Does everyone else I know remember me as male and now I am female or am I waking up in a world where this is normal for everyone but me?
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Call one of my woman friends and ask them come over to help me to learn do the woman stuff I don't know how to do.
Get naked and stare at myself in the mirror I guess
Find it really effin fascinating. But then keep dressing in mens clothes.
I have a fascination with gender swapping (and general body transformation) but it has never extended to clothes. I dont get why its so often clothes and crossdressing that other people of this kind enjoy. I just would appreciate a different body. And lower height. And not being so scary-looking. But being socially able to dress in female clothing doesnt interest me at all.
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Me personally I would be extremely happy and not depressed anymore since I'd have a body that matches me
No I don't identify as male, I used too until my egg cracked
I hope one day you wake up in the body you were meant to have, stranger 🤎
Is this a trans question
Definitely seems like something you'd see on [email protected], [email protected], or the old subreddits of the same content.
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Earn less...
I know this is a stereotypical answer, but honestly: playing with my breasts.
Skirt go spinny also tell my gf
Psst You don't need to be a girl to enjoy Skirt go spinny. Everyone can enjoy it regardless of gender or sex.
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Feel upset, probably extreme body dysphoria.
I'd probably have to go through the long process of transitioning back as well as all the financial, legal, and medical problems associated with it, which would probably include immigration to a place where it's easier.
At the very least I am androgynous so it probably wouldn't take as long for me to get back to at least close to how I am but it would still suck.
That's an optimistic outlook by the way, I'm not going to discuss pessimistic/realistic because it's sad, unpleasant, and may trigger people.
Yeah, I'd probably just spend the day flicking the bean.
On the long term, if I'm goodlooking enough I would really consider making a living whoring myself out on Twitch and OnlyFans.
I would also find out how bi-curious is my SO.
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Wear skirts more often.
I... don't really know? I legit don't know whether I'd feel dysphoria if I woke up in a female body unless it happened. I don't feel dysphoria in my current body but I like crossdressing and I'm not really that attached to the notion that I'm a man.
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Buy pads. Wouldn't know when cycle starts.
I would be very, very scared for myself.
Depends, am I female because magic is real or am I female because my gender fluidity kicked in over night and swung the needle?
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That sounds good. I would happily accept.
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