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I've always wanted to coal roll a Cybertruck. I hope it also has a rack for my AR-15.
The rack is an additional $1700
I've seen a few of these where I live, and they are synonomus with big, ugly Trump flags at this point.
Other Tesla's are similar, but these ugly things are just love letters to Elon.
If it doesn't kill me while sitting alone in it in a garage with it running ... is it even count as a car ?
stick a sword through the battery pack if you want toxic fumes
Betting 20 bucks that elon will add this to a tesla as a feature in the next 5 years
You jest, but sometimes I wonder if there would be a huge market for smoke and engine noise simulators. Given those are the two biggest things emanating from the parking lot car show, followed by sound systems, I do wonder…
engine noise simulators...
...with vibration and manual transmission simulators.
I usually derp around in my Honda Fit (gas) at 40-50mpg. My wife and I decided our next A-B car will likely be a hybrid. We're not certain as that decision is about 100k miles away.
But, when I want to have fun with my car there's no modern substitute for a gas V8 with good air & exhaust.
I dunno, feeling the way an electric car can accelerate is pretty slick.
Get your hands on a gas with a CVT (continuously variable transmission). It's the lack of gear shifts that feels pretty slick.
If it's environmentally responsible thrills you want then you may be better served by a gas motorcycle. My cheap, shitty 650 easily keeps up with the quad motor Teslas. It cost me $2.5k.