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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No, but you can teach a man to throw a fish to defeat a drone....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

🫑🫑🫑

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is a concept of fish (and would the fish agree to it)?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dunno, do you agree to it?

Those very important veins in your neck are where your gills used to be.

I'm pretty sure you actually have them briefly in utero before they close up once the umbilical chord is delivering enough oxygen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

once the umbilical chord is delivering enough oxygen.

Are you just trying to insult my mother? She has never given me any such ... stuff. Only the best beer, always!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Something between 2 and 17.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I never thought about it like that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That's why I'm a handsomely paid consultant, and you're not.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Shit, I didn't know you liked to get wet. But I understand the fish thing now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The part that always puzzled me was.....why is only ONE of the number 45s with cheese, if they're all for him?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t believe in fish. Theyβ€˜re just actors hired by the government. Wake up, sheeple!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Wake up, fishpole !

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

From the perspective of phylogenetics, if you believe that all trout species and all shark species should be called "fish", then all mammals are also fish, including you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

There's no such thing as a fish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Stop doing drugs mate, that's shit already burned enough brain cells..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You're asking me to train someone else how to make an entire species extinct? For what purpose???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

To see if it will impact the trout populations most likely

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No like how to defeat the concept of fish. Think of a fish, and then think about how to think about defeating that thought. You have to defeat the concept of the thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

defeating that thought

Now it gets real fishy. You're making progress!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago