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Just like hackers need an black hoodie. And where can I get one? Is a simple costume one enough or do I need an expensive one?

Sry I'm new here.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, but at leat say "yo ho" when you download something. Also VPN.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Yarr is the preferred vernacular to us older pirates.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You wouldn't download a hat.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You need a boat. How do you sail the high seas without a boat.

I don't know where to get the boat tho.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't you DARE call my mighty vessel a boat. It's a ship, A SHIP!! You feebleminded SIMPLETON!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

If I learned anything from Luffy it's that you can call any ship a boat 😁

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

You wouldn't download a boat!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Stan S.Stanman sells some used ones for great prices.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is a common misconception. A ski mask is both effective and very adaptable. The pirate hat is antiquated, bulky, and has a much more restrictive use case. If you're in a pinch you can just use a face mask. It also has the advantage of preventing malware, but any experienced user would take the ski mask over an N95 for flexibility.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Newspaper can be folded into a hat in a pinch.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

This was all covered in the on boarding process. We'll let it slide this time but next time have your hat on or you'll have to walk the plank 😄

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Hat? Unnecessary. But an eye-patch helps reduce nausea when using VR goggles to search for booty.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Follow the pirate code and share the spoils, i.e. be seeding.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Those rules be more of a guideline though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Think about renting a parrot. That's what I did for a while before getting my sea legs

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine the vocabulary of a rented parrot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

“Imagine the vocabulary of a rented parrot” [email protected]
#onelinepoetry

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

A bandana is fine if you have one.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

An eye patch will suffice. If you really want to show your dedication, a wooden peg leg would be ideal. I should note that it is a bit difficult to conceal a peg leg in public.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

An eye patch, a parrot or a wooden leg will also do

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Nah, as long as you buy it dinner first, or at least try to connect on an emotional level, it'll let you enter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I've got a big pirate flag hanging up in my room, is that good enough?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Most important: A mindful for seeding the downloads.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What you reallly need is a tattoo of a small plant in a box to represent that you have a seedbox.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Not per se, but it is ideal

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You have to pirate it first.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I find this stereotype offensive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It comes with.