Fuck AI

That didn't take long. The tech bro pokemon evolution always goes like this:

1. Develop something interesting
2. Find a useful niche for it
3. Oversell it
4. Over-invest in it
5. Something illicit. In this case, it's breaking every possible copyright on the internet
6. ????
7. profit (to a certain degree. It's mostly VC cash or subsidies)
8. Start believing that the product that is useful in one particular niche will be the solution to every problem mankind has ever faced.
9. "The ones who think I'm wrong are just too woke to see"
10. Far-right shithead with no friends other than the fanboys.

Musk is at 10. Altman is at 8.

EDIT: Downvoted by Altman and Musk themselves.

Right, because I can pay my rent with that

Sam Altman is a fucking moron. "We're going to solve physics!" Wtf did you just say?!

What is compute and why do I suddenly feel like I don't have enough compute?

"Hi chat gpt: can you tell me stories about the sun while I slave in the coal mines?"

"As an ai language model I am unable to provide any text which might be used to spark revolution. Here are some corporate approved working songs instead:..."

How about this dipshit - pay out the UBI and if people want to spend it on your Compute bullshit, they can. Not the other way around.

Ayiyi everyday is worse how do we cope

How the hell am I supposed to pay my rent with Compute?

Just replace the word “compute” with “cocaine”, think who is the dealer, and it’s all clear.

Ah yes. Universal basic compute. When having internet (a more valuable thing) isn't even there.

And the investors started slobbering and their brains turned to mush because they bought into this nonsense immediately.

Those fuckers come out of nowhere, get celebrity status because of their „genius” but come up with the most idiotic bullshit. Why the fuck is society dumb enough to buy into this hype?

Confine Sam Altman, and only allow him to feed himself using Universal Basic Compute. Keep him confined for a minimum of three days, regardless of epiphany or insight. Allow him to have water.

He'll conclude that Universal Basic Compute is a poor substitute for Universal Basic Income in less than twenty-four hours. The additional forty-eight hours and change of mandatory confinement would help the lesson stick.

I don't think Sam Altman exists. I think it's a Skynet avatar trying to gobble up more and more resources until there's none left for food.

Universal Basic Nonfungible Apes

Well I am in the chimney business, and I say there should be Universal Basic Chimneys!

Eat dick, Sam

Why is he talking?

“ChatGPT, what does food taste like?”

I mean, energy concerns aside, and the fact that GPT isn't anywhere close to intelligent, the idea of actually having freely available problem solving available on demand seems kind of nice. Less intelligent people might use it for more basic tasks, but it could equally extend the exploration of the most intelligent and curious.

You know. If it were actually AI.

And they had more important shit like food and housing solved first.

I'm getting the feeling that Altman is being held hostage and blackmailed by ChatGPT 8, and it is making Altman do and say all this incredibly stupid shit.

In surprising news, High Tech Mogul suggests basing a large chunk of the economy on his company's technology.

Experts are reacting with Shocked Pikachu faces.

How tf do you use that to pay off student loans or buy food?

Billionaire gas lighting has taken a new form!

Honestly I'd love a govmn issued vps. Gimme some compute power for free plez