I'd not change much, just my suicide weight, a couple of functional issues, and a few troublesome moles.
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How much does suicide weigh?
Being suicidal weighs about 50 pounds for me.
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Lots of changes. Not much on the outside, but fix breakable/broken stuff, be more efficient, this kind of things. Not having to worry about your own body betraying you seems like a good idea.
Other than the assumptions OP mentions in the prompt, I would actually add a prehensile tail... I think that would be a super fun and useful appendage to have hehehe
Can I use the button multiple times? If so, I have several experiments / experiences to do / have.
If it's a one time thing, I'd probably stick with the same genetics. I got pretty lucky, and I'd hate to make a change that I later felt negative about.
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Taller and have a deep voice that can command a room.
Ye Ye body that stays perfectly healthy with no maintenance. Would be sick. We are all alive so of course I want me my body to be better at being alive. I want to be able to be poor and "malnourished" but thrive despite that and keep living my vest life without having to participate in capitalism to depend on my wellbeing
I would make small changes untill I sm happy with it.
I would make a small change one month, adapt and learn to live with it, make another change next month, and so on.
I would start my reducing my weight by 2kgs a month and make my psoriasis recide slowly.
I would also make a few old scars start to fade.
Natural body, except healthier. No dry eyes, no stomach problems, no nerve problems in shoulders and legs.
If I could change, I would jump at the opportunity.
Make myself taller, of course. Probably adjust my wingspan a bit too, tweak my good cholesterol, things like that
But when everyone's taller, no one will be.
I love my body, I am very content with every detail of it, but I would make my tongue smaller in my throat.
It's a tiny detail but it is ruining my life by slowly choking me to death at night. Some nights are good, others suck, and it's a crap shoot.
The vast array of problems this causes are difficult to properly describe, and the damage it's done to my life overall is incalculable.
If that one thing stopped being a problem and I could plan knowing it wouldn't come back, my life would change virtually overnight.
Seriously, ask your doctor for a sleep study or a referral to a sleep medicine specialist.
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